Goodbye Silly Poems

They say all men need a hero.
Mine lived primarily on gorp.
So, listen long and listen slow
To the sad tale of Oglethorpe.

He was bigger than a...

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I wanted to age graciously,
Serene, ladylike and wise,
But I get confused and muddled
And I've come to realise

Things happen to me,
That takes me by surprise
Everything unravels...

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the fun snow was cold 
snow family we did build 
hot chocolate time 

 

Date Written:12/29/2022 

5 Place

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The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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I'm gonna spank Frank and then I'll whip Pip
Before I slug Bug, I'm gonna slap Cap.
I wanna hit Kit; I wanna smack Mac
I'll never like...

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One day while fishing Noah feels a tug upon his rod,
“I think I’ve caught a fish!” he yells, “Please, let it be a cod!”
He pulls...

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I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee
Because it might frustrate my Eternity

On account of my nephrolithiasis,
I'd rather not have to take a whiz

Plus the...

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It happened when I stepped inside,                                 "When I let one...

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I found your note where you said goodbye
and no sweet sugar I did not cry
Because you see I am a modern guy
so don't worry about...

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A flea and a fly, both Very Shy
  The flea beat his wings
  The fly batted her eyes
The time came to part, O...

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The house,                                               ...

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Humor, humor where did you go,                   ...

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IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.

I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...

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Pareidolia you just come and go,                   ...

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Always wanting something.
You make such demands of me.
Why me?

Why not the guy over the road?
Or the gal in the bar?
It’s always me isn’t it?

You want...

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