Noah's Shark

One day while fishing Noah feels a tug upon his rod, “I think I’ve caught a fish!” he yells, “Please, let it be a cod!” He pulls his rod and reels his line to see what’s on the hook. Then leans towards the sea so he can get a better look. With wild excitement Noah peers to see what’s in the sea, Then drops his tackle with a start, and turns around to flee. The biggest shark that Noah’s ever seen is on the line, It’s thrashing, pulling, chomping, chewing hard on Noah’s twine. “Hey! You up there, how dare you! What on earth d’you think you’re doing? Let me go at once or I promise you, this day you will be ruing! I’ll beat you soundly; hard enough your eyes will soon be popping. Now let me go so I can swim and get back to my shopping." “Sharks don’t shop!” said Noah, “you just swim around and fight. And when I’m swimming with my friends you give us all a fright. We’re scared and try to run away but you guys bite our legs," Says the shark "I'm shopping, honestly. Look, here's a dozen eggs. And here's a nice new dress I found. I think it will look nice With these red boots from Dover Soles. I bought them at half price. What about this perfume? Take a sniff it's Chanel 5. Do you like it? Try some on your wrist. It makes me feel alive!" So Noah holds his arm out to receive a squirt of scent. And the shark bites through his elbow just right where his arm is bent. "You rotter!" Noah screams, "you ate my arm, oh why, oh why?" "All that shopping made me hungry" says the shark, "so long, goodbye!"