Shorts Poems - Poems about Shorts

In the ancient world… Temples were places that kept people’s treasures, Not just places to do a god’s pleasures. They were secure, For the rich or the poor. Hard to rob, Safe from all but a mob. In the ancient world… So many animals were as sacrifices, killed, And the carcasses, afterwards, were delightfully grilled. Bar-B-Q it was for worshipper and priest, A good time for...

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Shorts up his ****, Not moving very fast, Shorts are too mini, You see too much skinny, Hand down his pants, As if there were ants, The “fit” of his shorts, Made our lunch aborts, Fiddling fiddling all the time, In his teeny tiny shorts the colour lime, Slick and wet they are so tight, Will he get out of them… He might (not)....

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Graduation Limbs that quake with nerves Soon stiffen. An extended arm, poker straight, Leads her across the stage Slowly and gracefully To the next, unwritten page of her life. She wields her knowledge As her writing tool And begins to jot out the future. Heartbreak Love that no longer lingered In that tired, battle-worn heart, Was soon replaced by the heaviness Of dark, wet cement, Hardening and grounding her. In that...

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Coming Out Comfort and meaning can be found In the draping of rainbow flags And the joyous stupor of marching Alongside understanding strangers. Absolved of the sin of lying, She now stands free. A new kind of love blooms within her, Big as a bright yellow sunflower And purer than Alpine snow. Anxiety Breathe in, breathe out. The crawling of the skin is real, Repelled by the way Prying...

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Crabs Small feet pounding the pebbled path, Desperate to escape From imminent danger. Eight legs and two claws Advance in their thousands Upon their prey; the child. Refuge is sought in an adult's arms, High up and away from The frightful crustacean march. Roman Crimson red and blinding gold Balanced upon ber small head. Blonde hair cascades from beneath In trestles of tight curls. She leads her troops around ancient...

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"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone Jack’s declaration’s surely right for young guys who most love the sight of babes whose string bikinis show much flesh up top and down below. A buff young guy walked down the aisle with one whose beach bod made him smile. At home he knew...

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who wears short shorts? she wears short shorts. a cute song from the seventies. with preteens bopping around showing their cute fannies. who wears short shorts today? In this restaurant a pair of them just went shuffling by. beneath them there were wobbly, jiggly, wiggly white legs. the wizen crone is at least eighty. does she have a mirror? can she see? she follows an...

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Senryu Endless summer heat In January when cars won’t start I’ll dream of summer. One by one Rose petals fall like old dreams Heartache is your name. Whirling dust On summer empty lane Melancholy....

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Was it warm last week? Or have I really not done Laundry in THAT long?...

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the accidental brazilian ~ never nair dare go there again ;),...

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Patrick Ewing What you chewing? Larry Bird Hall-of-Fame assured Scottie Pippen Lid's still flippin' Tim Duncan Legacy hasn't sunk in Bill Bradley Didn't play badly Walt Frazier Sharp as a razor Moses Malone The backboard you owned George (The Iceman Cometh) Gervin a-wigglin' and swervin' Reggie Miller 4th-quarter killer Manute Bol Bless his soul...

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It's time for the warmer and sunnier spring weather Which brings out young girlies in their shortest shorts ever Must watch my heart Rhythm's off the chart You could knock this old bird over with a feather...

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Mark wore biking shorts to work out Poorly sewn seams were not too stout He ripped a hole exposing…uh oh! Everyone saw what he’s about...

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feet wear shoes Sing Frankly Sinatra swollen River flood heavy rain ...

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Why not grow, a goatee or a beard if you think, you look really weird Why not wear, those three-quarter shorts if you think, your legs look like warts Why not wear, no belt with your pants if you think, your rear end is for glance Why not put those studs on your body if you think, you were born a zombie Why...

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