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Judge Smails It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | CaddyShack |

Eat my shorts!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Matt Groening |

Invisible boy: I'm invisible! Can you see me? All: Yes. The Bowler: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil with us today.

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