Short Wiper Poems

Winshield wiper blades
on the windows of the bus
making rain music...

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slow black, dancing white
the return of Han Solo
windshield wiper snow...

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Imagine

Earth a windscreen 

Drops of rain people

Wiper-

Death!...

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I once lost top trumps
top score: greasy non wiper
the subject 'best poo'...

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Rainbow reflection
each tiny droplet captured...
windscreen wiper broke.

© Harry J Horsman 2012...

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Love isn't always
chocolate and red roses;
it's those small gestures,
The swipe of new wiper blades,
surprise kisses on your car....

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Teacher of manners
Healer of knees
Catcher of broken hearts
Finder of keys
Helper with homework
Wiper of sneeze
Mums do the lot
With what seems like ease...

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Horrible Death sentence, through a kiss and a soft whisper
expert assassination by the hands of a Leper
living particles with no length
pull mega ones with their strength
accident occurring from a malfunctioning wiper....

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A spider on a windscreen wiper
Is gambling with his life,
He better pray the sun stays out
Or he just could be in strife.

Perhaps he could take up poker,
Or roll the dice around,
I think he'd stand a better chance
Than when the rain comes down....

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Thank the Aid

Give nurse
a verse

Non-stop Housekeeper

Hyper
Wiper

Flattery for a Larger Woman

Call 'er
smaller

60's Model Gone Fat

Piggy
Twiggy

Blossomed Friendship

Two gals
now pals

June 12, 2021
for Brian Strand's 'ALL YOURS (Jun 12)' Poetry Contest...

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A little diddle time
To write loathsome rhyme
Restarts your sensing fine
Some dig a mine to cipher
Parlayed a broken cause
You stumbled on my clause
Dement recusing paused
Tears on your wishing wiper
Another line you cry?
We breathe a final sigh
An aging lullaby
From diapered to a diaper...

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I sport a mask, not to mention the fog
       Yesterday I tripped on a huge log
           Specks need; built-in wiper
              Didn’t see the sly viper
    To top it off, I conversed with a hog


*I wear glasses, and wearing the mask
  my glasses fogs up when I breathe 













Alexis Y.
04/15/2021...

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Men who hulking thugs lobby, 
Now and then their hobby
To winning rivals clobber, 
Hitting them until they slobber; 
Their tunes for the piper
A much worse viper,
Venom as good a wiper
As enemy- silencing sniper.

Old owners of power 
Mythical the eleventh hour
Their only message for The Youth:
A not- yet- your- time hurting truth....

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Star Sprayer

Twinkler
Sprinkler

Cleaning Freak

Hyper
Wiper

Flautist Pickpocket

Piper
Swiper

Complaining Hitman

Griper
Sniper

Test for Savant Autism

Rain Man
Brain Scan

Not Heard in France

Thank 'ee
Yankee

Capitalist Jerk

Wanker
Banker

Oct. 21, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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A furry face that greets me in the morning
laying next to my face upon my flattened pillow

she snuggles closer upon my eyes cracking open to the day
while her tail switches back and forth like the wiper blades on our car


"take me for a walk NOW, Mom," her little furry body and grunts say to me
and as I stretch
so does she in her down dog position as we both roll off the bed and onto
our feet.......

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