Footles On Females

Thank the Aid

Give nurse
a verse

Non-stop Housekeeper

Hyper
Wiper

Flattery for a Larger Woman

Call 'er
smaller

60's Model Gone Fat

Piggy
Twiggy

Blossomed Friendship

Two gals
now pals

June 12, 2021
for Brian Strand's 'ALL YOURS (Jun 12)' Poetry Contest
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Kiser Avatar
June 27, 2021 at 8:28 PM
Oh this is good, enjoyed the read, it made me smile.
Laurie Avatar
June 19, 2021 at 4:33 PM
HHello Andrea … your footles tell so much in so few words - well done Andrea - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
June 18, 2021 at 11:30 AM
thanks for the smiles, you have inspired me to write some more for his next contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Pathak Avatar
June 15, 2021 at 6:19 AM
Call them in season, in fashion, or an object of passion, they are not be hastened with as I see from what I read, congrats
Brul Avatar
June 15, 2021 at 5:19 AM
Your footles are very entertaining!! Congratulations!!! Keep coming!!
Marcum Wong Avatar
June 14, 2021 at 10:52 AM
I loved these Andrea. Congratulations on first place in Brian’s contest. Blessings Connie xxoo
Jayasankar Avatar
June 14, 2021 at 8:56 AM
Enjoyed reading your footles dear friend... I am yet to try a footle... God bless... ~ Ani
Alex Avatar
June 13, 2021 at 1:23 PM
My God! I even cannot understand. What a poet am I? You are so great.
Dietrich Avatar
June 13, 2021 at 1:39 PM
what don't you understand? The Twiggy one maybe you did not know. She was famous for being super skinny in the 1960's. I think a young person would not know about her.
Kauffman Avatar
June 13, 2021 at 10:40 AM
Another set of fun footles with a deeper meaning. Congratulations on your win!
Flood Avatar
June 13, 2021 at 1:58 AM
A veritable centipede of footies (get it!). Inspired to have a go, but tried before and the old brain box comes up empty. Congrats on your win, Andrea. Terry
Ligon Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 5:49 PM
These are really clever and fun to read.
Gaul Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 5:21 PM
This side of your talent is so engaging Andrea, you've ignited many of your PS pals. Congratulations.
Ibeh Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 1:23 PM
Now, Andrea, you know you've buttered both sides of Brian's bread, right?:-) A footle just doesn't get any better than this. Congrats in advance!
Hankins Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 11:24 AM
I haven't given the footle a try yet, Andrea, but their day will come I am sure. These are funny.
Lawless Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 9:41 AM
Andrea....put your helmet on...the empowered, PC, woke brigade will be after you for these....
Cunningham Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 2:22 AM
Great string of fottles Andrea, i find them so addictive. Good luck Tom
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