Short Winnie Poems

she is so lucky the naysayers say
Winnie works and studies hard
She makes her own magic...

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winnie went hunting for men
wally went running again
wally a sprinter?
winnie in winter
built around wally a pen...

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"If the day ever comes when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart. I'll stay there Forever."
 - Winnie the Pooh...

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wilbur went hunting for goose
winnie’s goosey got loose
wilbur shot it
winnie had fit
around wilbur’s neck a tight noose...

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A squaw called Winnie Hee Hee
Lived in an Indian teepee
She laughed like a horse
And giggled of course
Alas she was odd and creepy....

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Christoher Radlund an anglophile
loved 'Winnie the Pooh' for a while
Pantngs with a melancholic emphasis
collaborated upon their ekphrasis...

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OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:

Chubby
Hubby

FLABBY STOMACH:

Jelly
Belly

A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:

Cushy
Tushy

WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:

Skinny
Winnie...

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From toil to rest you heard the call
Farewell to changing weather
The clock lies broken; forever stalled
Now you roam in fields of heather
~*~

For:  Winnie- RIP...

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There is a famous bear by name of Poo
Without daily honey what would he do ~
  He might become lazy
  Or even go crazy ~
Losing a few pounds is an option too...

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There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
   He tasted Poo's honey
   She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not for you to unscrew!"...

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Winnie the Pooh
Always would stew
About getting honey
To put in his tummy.

Piglet,
His tail a small ringlet
Was a godsend
To his anxious bear friend.

9/10/21...

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They've banned Mark Twain
  J.D. Salinger too
Faulkner, Shakespeare
  Next up, Winnie the Pooh

And because amorality's
  their ultimate end
They'll ban the Bible
  then the Koran...

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Do great things and they'll name a street after you
Like the intersection of Ellison Ave and Winnie The Poo
Or your name in lights
On Broadway each night
Must decide, what other great thing you can do...

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Sitting with Winnie

Running from MiMi in polka dots 
Makes me giggle at haughty tots
Who don’t want to use their potty pots.
I’m now thinking of tequila shots
And other things I oughta nots.

       ~ Judy Bausch
...

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"Oh, dear! There's a lion in my tumbly,"
Winnie the Pooh, said, "I'm feeling numbly"
I'll climb up the tree and get some honey.
Nothing'   like sweet honey on a sonny
Day near the honeybees playing dumbly.


2/16/2022...

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Winnie was luxuriously enjoying her bath of bliss
When the cat and kits came in to snarl and hiss
Out! She said, but her familiars did not give her the time of day.
They confidently began to slip and slide and chase and play....

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Do great things and they'll name a street after you
Like the intersection of Ellison Ave and Winnie The Poo
Or your name in lights
On Broadway each night
Must decide, besides poetry, what other great thing you can do...

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Do great things and they'll name a street after you
Like the intersection of Ellison Ave and Winnie The Poo
Or your name in lights
On Broadway each night
Must decide, besides poetry, what other great thing you can do...

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Happy Thanksgiving on everyone's lips
Except for those of young Winnie Wild-Hips --
   Her backside so broad
   Most fellows were awed --
When she'd sit down, her clothes ripped ~ so she'd strip 



           Thanksgiving Day
          November 28, 2019...

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Eeyore the Dr. Ignorant,
Winnie the Pooh, ambulant,
On a walk in the woods,
Are they up to no good?
Winnie does say,
In his happiest way,
"Buzz, buzz, buzz,
I wonder where the birdies was?
Whoops, in my eye, birdie's blip!
I guess that's what you call a gift!"...

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Wacky Willie whittled while whistling weirdly
Widow Winnie winced at Willie's wacky whistling-
And wrecked Willie's weird wooden whittled whistle.......


Woefull winded grandchildren whooped with delight...
If you havent guessed..lol ...for the Tongue Twister contest......

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L
On a teaching mission with my little son,
N
D
On a sunny day for some family fun,
N

Z
Outside the tiger enclosure are we two,
Oh!! said my son “but where is Winnie the pooh?” 

Kim’s Acrostic Holiday version Play 2  
Written 6/12/2020
Rhyme 11 syllables
letter chosen O...

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Sunny today
but Oh what a chill

The wind inhales and exhales
the trees bend on the hill

Winnie the Poohs Blustery Day
just cannot compete

In like a lion and out like a lamb
I am so tired of paying for heat

I long for crocuses, tulips and green
it seems like ages since they have been seen...

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If horses 
Had voices
They would yell Hee Haw!
But that's the cowboys atop their backs 
Releasing them from their corrals-stalls
Galloping away 
As they sway 
Yippee ki-yay 
Horses do have voices 
See all they do is winnie~


6/9/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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It was much too cold underground
so Winnie wriggled her way to the top
where she found it much too hot!
She turned and wiggled back down.

“There’s no place like home!”, she said.
“I like the feel of my cool skin!”
then she winked at me with a grin,
“I think I’ll read a book instead.”...

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