Short Winnie Poems
Short Winnie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Winnie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Winnie by length and keyword.
wilbur went hunting for goose
winnie’s goosey got loose
wilbur shot it
winnie had fit
around wilbur’s neck a tight noose
A squaw called Winnie Hee Hee
Lived in an Indian teepee
She laughed like a horse
And giggled of course
Alas she was odd and creepy.
Christoher Radlund an anglophile
loved 'Winnie the Pooh' for a while
Pantngs with a melancholic emphasis
collaborated upon their ekphrasis
OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:
Chubby
Hubby
FLABBY STOMACH:
Jelly
Belly
A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:
Cushy
Tushy
WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:
Skinny
Winnie
From toil to rest you heard the call
Farewell to changing weather
The clock lies broken; forever stalled
Now you roam in fields of heather
~*~
For: Winnie- RIP
There is a famous bear by name of Poo
Without daily honey what would he do ~
He might become lazy
Or even go crazy ~
Losing a few pounds is an option too
There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
He tasted Poo's honey
She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not for you to unscrew!"
Winnie the Pooh
Always would stew
About getting honey
To put in his tummy.
Piglet,
His tail a small ringlet
Was a godsend
To his anxious bear friend.
9/10/21
Winnie the Pooh now is uncool
The Cat in the Hat worse than that
Charlie Brown found to be unsound
Bugs Bunny deemed not funny
The woke is wack
Get your sanity back
There once was a lass from Kalamazoo
Who got a massive Mickey Mouse tattoo
'Twas inked on her wee fanny
When she became a granny
It sagged looking more like Winnie The Pooh
Often Piglet and Winnie the Pooh
head out to the zoo
a slight detour and they come up to a beehive
for sweet honey it sure is worth a dip and a dive
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
They've banned Mark Twain
J.D. Salinger too
Faulkner, Shakespeare
Next up, Winnie the Pooh
And because amorality's
their ultimate end
They'll ban the Bible
then the Koran
Winnie-the-Pooh, from Hundred Acre Wood,
Love living there, carefree, doing a lot of good,
But his pastime favorite was eating and being funny,
Sitting and slurping globs and globs of delicious honey.
Do great things and they'll name a street after you
Like the intersection of Ellison Ave and Winnie The Poo
Or your name in lights
On Broadway each night
Must decide, what other great thing you can do
Sitting with Winnie
Running from MiMi in polka dots
Makes me giggle at haughty tots
Who don’t want to use their potty pots.
I’m now thinking of tequila shots
And other things I oughta nots.
~ Judy Bausch
"Oh, dear! There's a lion in my tumbly,"
Winnie the Pooh, said, "I'm feeling numbly"
I'll climb up the tree and get some honey.
Nothing' like sweet honey on a sonny
Day near the honeybees playing dumbly.
2/16/2022
Winnie was luxuriously enjoying her bath of bliss
When the cat and kits came in to snarl and hiss
Out! She said, but her familiars did not give her the time of day.
They confidently began to slip and slide and chase and play.
wizard cat would not reveal his recipes or spells to any
I was not born yesterday he told his cousin Nosey Winnie
Winnie was irritated, because he had the best magic of all.
And he made wonderful cakes, none of them would fall.
Do great things and they'll name a street after you
Like the intersection of Ellison Ave and Winnie The Poo
Or your name in lights
On Broadway each night
Must decide, besides poetry, what other great thing you can do
Do great things and they'll name a street after you
Like the intersection of Ellison Ave and Winnie The Poo
Or your name in lights
On Broadway each night
Must decide, besides poetry, what other great thing you can do
Happy Thanksgiving on everyone's lips
Except for those of young Winnie Wild-Hips --
Her backside so broad
Most fellows were awed --
When she'd sit down, her clothes ripped ~ so she'd strip
Thanksgiving Day
November 28, 2019
Eeyore the Dr. Ignorant,
Winnie the Pooh, ambulant,
On a walk in the woods,
Are they up to no good?
Winnie does say,
In his happiest way,
"Buzz, buzz, buzz,
I wonder where the birdies was?
Whoops, in my eye, birdie's blip!
I guess that's what you call a gift!"
Wacky Willie whittled while whistling weirdly
Widow Winnie winced at Willie's wacky whistling-
And wrecked Willie's weird wooden whittled whistle.......
Woefull winded grandchildren whooped with delight...
If you havent guessed..lol ...for the Tongue Twister contest...
L
On a teaching mission with my little son,
N
D
On a sunny day for some family fun,
N
Z
Outside the tiger enclosure are we two,
Oh!! said my son “but where is Winnie the pooh?”
Kim’s Acrostic Holiday version Play 2
Written 6/12/2020
Rhyme 11 syllables
letter chosen O
Sunny today
but Oh what a chill
The wind inhales and exhales
the trees bend on the hill
Winnie the Poohs Blustery Day
just cannot compete
In like a lion and out like a lamb
I am so tired of paying for heat
I long for crocuses, tulips and green
it seems like ages since they have been seen