Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Young Winnie Wild-Hips

Happy Thanksgiving on everyone's lips
Except for those of young Winnie Wild-Hips --
   Her backside so broad
   Most fellows were awed --
When she'd sit down, her clothes ripped ~ so she'd strip 



           Thanksgiving Day
          November 28, 2019

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Caren Krutsinger December 1, 2019 at 9:31 AM Poor Winnie! Lots of fun today as I read your poetry.

Lindsay Laurie November 30, 2019 at 6:31 PM G'day Gershon ... how many gentlemen would offer Winnie a chair? - thanks again Gershon - Lindsay Gershon Wolf November 30, 2019 at 7:30 PM Depends on your definition of 'gentlemen,' … Thanks, Lindsay! Season's best, Gershon

Line Gauthier November 28, 2019 at 8:45 PM Fun limerick, Gershon. Those wheels of yours are always churning... even if a little wonky at times. I'm a fan. LOL Gershon Wolf November 28, 2019 at 8:51 PM Heh, heh, Line: You've heard of the 'honky-tonk woman.' 'm the 'wonky-bonk man!' ~ Zonk

Sandra Adams November 28, 2019 at 8:21 PM lol...this is hilarious...makes me wonder what that turkey was stuffed with maybe some extra bourbon, or special spices... just kidding my friend...love your humorous poem... Happy Thanksgiving Geshon... hugs :) Gershon Wolf November 28, 2019 at 8:52 PM Try the Grandma Gertie limericks just posted, and you will surely find out what was in that stuffing, my friend! LOL. Happy Holiday to you! :) gw