Short Well Endowed Poems

I knew a librarian named Dowd
Whom I recall was well endowed
Though when I flirted
She called me perverted
And said that I winked too loud...

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A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled 
Pupils are still awed by what they saw....

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A well endowed man named Billy
Had the most enormous willy
When he got it out
His lady would shout
Come here and roger me silly

Jan Allison
13th September 2014...

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The elevator stopped as I stood in place
A well endowed woman jumped on, at a fast pace
As I stared on
She said, "Please press one"
So I did, and she slapped my face!...

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NON PC

I say, that girl is well endowed.
(Oh dear, did I say that out loud?)

25th September 2021
Your Best Rhyming Couplet contest
Sponsor - L Milton Hankins...

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He is so unbelievably handsome as well as well-endowed.
He's leaving me feeling so blissful, as though time has slowed.
He is proving all our love is real through all of what he showed....

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There was a young man named Dick Nicholas,
whose girl's breasts were udderly ridic'lous.
She was so well endowed;
she embarrassed the cows.
Yet, Dick loved her 'cause she was ticklish....

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Trump Made Us A Glutton

For punishment Trump made us a glutton;
So we can suffer from his corners cutting;
Said out  loud;
Well endowed;
With tiny brain size of some small button.

Jim Horn...

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I strut beneath incandescent 
clouds of red- puffed weaves
sown with heaven's thimble, 
where I am deigned to 
stand still by the experience 
of such natural beauty, 
well endowed on this lone street-way....

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Sue’s blind date’s a well endowed chap
She grinned when she perched on his lap
But he has a rude name
And it brings him such shame
Cruel parents had named him Jock Strap!

11/03/21...

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A well-endowed gal relished baring
her assets. She pranced about wearing
skin-tight skimpy dresses.
Such clothing impresses
the men, who just drool and keep staring.



June 2, 2019

syllable count:  9  9  6  6  9...

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Lincoln Bowing To Crowd

had shouted out loud
lincoln would bow to the crowd
very well endowed

Jim Horn

Am reading Team of Rivals
right by Goodwin. When I
finish reading this book
will start reading the
Jon Meacham books....

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A well endowed young lady from Waring 
At her assets men were always staring 
What a magnificent rack  
Like two bald heads in a sack
Wearing low tops really was daring 

Jan Allison
13th November 2014
Sadly NOT for contest!...

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In a supermarket, phrases like “nice cans” or “nice melons”
Sound innocent unless a well endowed philly nearby threatens 
Then head for the checkout
Avoiding a crime scene headcount
Run like a gazelle, she'll be on your cart in seconds...

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Lines have meter and rhymes,
Licentious words sometimes,
Lusty humor—low brow!—
Lewd, about well-endowed
Ladies and gents, not shy,
Leaving me shocked. Then I
Laugh out loud. I can’t lie!



October 23, 2020
Poetry Contest Title: Pleiades 3       Placed 1st
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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White Knight gallantly galloped 
   swiftly 'pon his black steed
 to discernibly save the day, 
  pretty perky princess 'twas awe stricken
          with the well endowed stallion, 
they trotted abruptly into the future - -

        presumptively, the knight retired to the dark side...

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Indebted to pride,
Paid unceasingly,
Dutiful visits,
Souls of conviction,
Undaunted revived.

Call the humane,
Hail the advanced,
Hence well cultured,
Chivalrous realm.

Perfect stretch,
Sound advice,
Picture sharp.

Humble,
Noble.

Blest.


2019 December 21


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Phil,a hungry brother was given bread
Another to a spring was led,
The third ,a stranger in town
Some welcome meals were found-
Other brothers were less well-endowed-
One, in a prison cell,was cowed,
A fifth,by sickness was dismayed
The last without clothing,he laid-
Adelphos,to each ,a visit made.

Full story @ Mt 25:31-40...

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Mike Gentile claims he's well endowed,
How lucky, no wonder he's proud
My poor neighbour Rodger - 
he's got a small todger, 
oops sorry I said that out loud! 

Inspired by Mike Gentiles poem 'well endowed' www.poetrysoup.com/poem/well_endowed_1034039

Poem posted with kind permission of Mike

6/22/18...

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Now when it comes to shopping for bras
There are three kinds to "support" the cause

For all of those well endowed lasses
"Catholic" bras support the masses

When the most mature women come callin'
"Salvation Army" bras lift the fallen

And whether it's needed or just for thrills
"Baptist" bras make, mountains out of mole hills!...

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The blues black canvas
Night scares emerald
Blizzard's fire
Sunlight so dire
Cliff dwelling mountain goats
In the golden hour mooing like cows
While well endowed
Mountain town
Smoking a cig blackened stained grass
Earths on fire amidst Eden's waterfalls 


11/17/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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“I wandered lonely as a cloud.” William Wordsworth
An empty heart inside a crowd,
a desperation crying loud.
To be loved; this I vowed.

I wanted love to do me proud.
But loneliness was well endowed.
Each day my dreams became hopes soured
as here I stand with head low bowed.


02/01/20

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(This is a fictional poem)

The package said fragile but the contents still got smashed.
My penis enlarging pump was ruined so I threw it in the trash.
The girls keep dumping me because I'm so small.
People assume that I'm well-endowed because I'm eight feet tall.
I date supermodels and actresses who are very hot.
But they always dump me when they see what I've got....

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I weigh two six and twenty-tons today
Fat in unforeseen directions, 
I make cars cringe, when I frolic and play
And I welcome no corrections.

Mighty fine in my well-endowed blubber,
Sassy pot-like, in my non-chic.
Whale-ish me, trice big as my mother.
Loud and proud, forgiveness don’t seek,

I have earned this fat, every little bit.
Come by and see me, if you have true grit....

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Hungry for a chump to do as I say
a stupid little man to simply look the other way

A well endowed stallion who breaks me off everyday
some sprung guy that gives me money before he goes away

Hungry for a hunk, like the finest thing to see
a ridiculously rich boy who wants to be used by me

So hungry for a chump that wants me to be his wife
yet stays satisfied with supporting me the rest of my life....

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