Short Well Endowed Poems
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I knew a librarian named Dowd
Whom I recall was well endowed
Though when I flirted
She called me perverted
And said that I winked too loud
Categories:
well endowed, funny, lust,
Form:
Limerick
A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled
Pupils are still awed by what they saw.
Categories:
well endowed, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A well endowed man named Billy
Had the most enormous willy
When he got it out
His lady would shout
Come here and roger me silly
Jan Allison
13th September 2014
Categories:
well endowed, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The elevator stopped as I stood in place
A well endowed woman jumped on, at a fast pace
As I stared on
She said, "Please press one"
So I did, and she slapped my face!
Categories:
well endowed, character, conflict, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
NON PC
I say, that girl is well endowed.
(Oh dear, did I say that out loud?)
25th September 2021
Your Best Rhyming Couplet contest
Sponsor - L Milton Hankins
Categories:
well endowed, girl,
Form:
Couplet
He is so unbelievably handsome as well as well-endowed.
He's leaving me feeling so blissful, as though time has slowed.
He is proving all our love is real through all of what he showed.
Categories:
well endowed, boyfriend, first love, lust, passion, sensual, sexy,
Form:
Sijo
There was a young man named Dick Nicholas,
whose girl's breasts were udderly ridic'lous.
She was so well endowed;
she embarrassed the cows.
Yet, Dick loved her 'cause she was ticklish.
Categories:
well endowed, girlfriend,
Form:
Limerick
Trump Made Us A Glutton
For punishment Trump made us a glutton;
So we can suffer from his corners cutting;
Said out loud;
Well endowed;
With tiny brain size of some small button.
Jim Horn
Categories:
well endowed, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
I strut beneath incandescent
clouds of red- puffed weaves
sown with heaven's thimble,
where I am deigned to
stand still by the experience
of such natural beauty,
well endowed on this lone street-way.
Categories:
well endowed, beauty, nature,
Form:
Other
Sue’s blind date’s a well endowed chap
She grinned when she perched on his lap
But he has a rude name
And it brings him such shame
Cruel parents had named him Jock Strap!
11/03/21
Categories:
well endowed, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A well-endowed gal relished baring
her assets. She pranced about wearing
skin-tight skimpy dresses.
Such clothing impresses
the men, who just drool and keep staring.
June 2, 2019
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Categories:
well endowed, clothes, lust, men, women,
Form:
Limerick
Lincoln Bowing To Crowd
had shouted out loud
lincoln would bow to the crowd
very well endowed
Jim Horn
Am reading Team of Rivals
right by Goodwin. When I
finish reading this book
will start reading the
Jon Meacham books.
Categories:
well endowed, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
A well endowed young lady from Waring
At her assets men were always staring
What a magnificent rack
Like two bald heads in a sack
Wearing low tops really was daring
Jan Allison
13th November 2014
Sadly NOT for contest!
Categories:
well endowed, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
In a supermarket, phrases like “nice cans” or “nice melons”
Sound innocent unless a well endowed philly nearby threatens
Then head for the checkout
Avoiding a crime scene headcount
Run like a gazelle, she'll be on your cart in seconds
Categories:
well endowed, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Lines have meter and rhymes,
Licentious words sometimes,
Lusty humor—low brow!—
Lewd, about well-endowed
Ladies and gents, not shy,
Leaving me shocked. Then I
Laugh out loud. I can’t lie!
October 23, 2020
Poetry Contest Title: Pleiades 3 Placed 1st
Sponsor: Joseph May
Categories:
well endowed, humor, poetry,
Form:
Verse
White Knight gallantly galloped
swiftly 'pon his black steed
to discernibly save the day,
pretty perky princess 'twas awe stricken
with the well endowed stallion,
they trotted abruptly into the future - -
presumptively, the knight retired to the dark side
Categories:
well endowed, allegory, crush, fairy, fantasy, heartbreak, humor, hyperbole,
Form:
Imagism
Indebted to pride,
Paid unceasingly,
Dutiful visits,
Souls of conviction,
Undaunted revived.
Call the humane,
Hail the advanced,
Hence well cultured,
Chivalrous realm.
Perfect stretch,
Sound advice,
Picture sharp.
Humble,
Noble.
Blest.
2019 December 21
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Categories:
well endowed, beautiful, imagery,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
Phil,a hungry brother was given bread
Another to a spring was led,
The third ,a stranger in town
Some welcome meals were found-
Other brothers were less well-endowed-
One, in a prison cell,was cowed,
A fifth,by sickness was dismayed
The last without clothing,he laid-
Adelphos,to each ,a visit made.
Full story @ Mt 25:31-40
Categories:
well endowed, devotion, faith,
Form:
Narrative
Mike Gentile claims he's well endowed,
How lucky, no wonder he's proud
My poor neighbour Rodger -
he's got a small todger,
oops sorry I said that out loud!
Inspired by Mike Gentiles poem 'well endowed' www.poetrysoup.com/poem/well_endowed_1034039
Poem posted with kind permission of Mike
6/22/18
Categories:
well endowed, friend, humorous, inspiration,
Form:
Limerick
Now when it comes to shopping for bras
There are three kinds to "support" the cause
For all of those well endowed lasses
"Catholic" bras support the masses
When the most mature women come callin'
"Salvation Army" bras lift the fallen
And whether it's needed or just for thrills
"Baptist" bras make, mountains out of mole hills!
Categories:
well endowed, analogy, humor, women, word play,
Form:
Couplet
The blues black canvas
Night scares emerald
Blizzard's fire
Sunlight so dire
Cliff dwelling mountain goats
In the golden hour mooing like cows
While well endowed
Mountain town
Smoking a cig blackened stained grass
Earths on fire amidst Eden's waterfalls
11/17/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Categories:
well endowed, analogy, anxiety, creation, destiny, earth,
Form:
Free verse
“I wandered lonely as a cloud.” William Wordsworth
An empty heart inside a crowd,
a desperation crying loud.
To be loved; this I vowed.
I wanted love to do me proud.
But loneliness was well endowed.
Each day my dreams became hopes soured
as here I stand with head low bowed.
02/01/20
Famous poetic lines that inspire
Sponsor, Silent One
Categories:
well endowed, loneliness,
Form:
Monorhyme
(This is a fictional poem)
The package said fragile but the contents still got smashed.
My ***** enlarging pump was ruined so I threw it in the trash.
The girls keep dumping me because I'm so small.
People assume that I'm well-endowed because I'm eight feet tall.
I date supermodels and actresses who are very hot.
But they always dump me when they see what I've got.
Categories:
well endowed, funny, on writing and words, people, me,
Form:
I do not know?
I weigh two six and twenty-tons today
Fat in unforeseen directions,
I make cars cringe, when I frolic and play
And I welcome no corrections.
Mighty fine in my well-endowed blubber,
Sassy pot-like, in my non-chic.
Whale-ish me, trice big as my mother.
Loud and proud, forgiveness don’t seek,
I have earned this fat, every little bit.
Come by and see me, if you have true grit.
Categories:
well endowed, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Light Verse
Hungry for a chump to do as I say
a stupid little man to simply look the other way
A well endowed stallion who breaks me off everyday
some sprung guy that gives me money before he goes away
Hungry for a hunk, like the finest thing to see
a ridiculously rich boy who wants to be used by me
So hungry for a chump that wants me to be his wife
yet stays satisfied with supporting me the rest of my life.
Categories:
well endowed, for her, hilarious, humor, satire,
Form:
I do not know?