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What a Great Pair

A well endowed young lady from Waring 
At her assets men were always staring 
What a magnificent rack  
Like two bald heads in a sack
Wearing low tops really was daring 

Jan Allison
13th November 2014
Sadly NOT for contest!

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James Fraser

November 17, 2014 at 5:06 PM

Love it Jan. Your Limericks sure make me smile, and they're not easy to write - way to go, James :) xx

James Fraser

November 17, 2014 at 5:12 PM

Your so right Jan :) :) xxx

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 5:10 PM

I wish i could have submitted it for the contest James - a limerick that's not bawdy is like strawberries without cream! hugs jan xx

Curtis Moorman

November 17, 2014 at 5:48 AM

Sounds like my high school sweetheart!

Jan Allison

November 17, 2014 at 10:54 AM

ha ha ha Curtis :-) Hugs Jan xx

Adell Foster

November 15, 2014 at 12:08 PM

LOL, Jan this is indeed a hilarious read. If one is not looking for that type of attention, one should put a little more cover on her assets. Believe me they'll still look, but hopefully with more respect. Very well written limerick, it is a 7+ for this reader. Write On Dear Poet! ;-) Adell

Jan Allison

November 15, 2014 at 12:35 PM

Thanks so much Adell glad I made you smile:-) Hugs Jan x

Paul Callus

November 14, 2014 at 4:42 PM

Very witty, Jan; you've just given me an idea for another limerick! hugs // paul

Jan Allison

November 14, 2014 at 4:45 PM

LOL Paul:-) Glad I inspired you:-) Hugs jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

November 14, 2014 at 11:03 AM

Really witty n funny Jan! Wonderful write! Hv a blessed day!

Jan Allison

November 14, 2014 at 11:42 AM

Thanks so much Dr Sharma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 14, 2014 at 8:25 AM

- Enjoy reading, Jan :))) - Have a lovely weekend - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

November 14, 2014 at 9:13 AM

Thanks Anne Lise:-) Hugs Jan x

Demetrios Trifiatis

November 14, 2014 at 7:22 AM

Where is Waring? Can one fly there? Fabulous and extremely funny! I think I should give you two seven, one for each of the bold heads in the sack! Ha-ha!

Jan Allison

November 14, 2014 at 9:12 AM

lol :-) Hugs jan x

Demetrios Trifiatis

November 14, 2014 at 8:18 AM

Just kidding my dear, Jan, just kidding!

Jan Allison

November 14, 2014 at 7:26 AM

LOL Demetrios - purely a fictitious write... but I am sure there are many places you could substitute to see this spectacular sight lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

November 14, 2014 at 6:10 AM

I can imagine a voluptuous front... this was fun and really great, jan.. huggs

Jan Allison

November 14, 2014 at 7:16 AM

Thanks Nette :-) hugs jan xx

Dorian Petersen Potter

November 14, 2014 at 12:30 AM

another humorous limerick Jan! Enjoyed it. Love and light! xxxx D

Jan Allison

November 14, 2014 at 2:21 AM

Thanks Dorian:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

November 13, 2014 at 8:38 PM

hahaha, two bald heads in a sack. when you think if it that way, it's not too appealing!!! You are doing great with these, Jan.

Jan Allison

November 14, 2014 at 2:19 AM

lol Andrea:-) Hugs jan xx

Carrie Richards

November 13, 2014 at 7:50 PM

I think I've seen that lady......(actually she was "no lady" !!! lol ) So funny !!

Jan Allison

November 13, 2014 at 7:54 PM

Thanks Carrie:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

November 13, 2014 at 7:30 PM

ha! very funny, jan!

Jan Allison

November 13, 2014 at 7:54 PM

Thanks Ilene:-) Hugs Jan xx

Joyce Johnson

November 13, 2014 at 6:27 PM

A great limerick. too bad if not for a contest. Thanks for your kind comments for my latest. Love,Joyce

Jan Allison

November 13, 2014 at 6:31 PM

Thanks Joyce - Roy's latest contest is for 'clean' limericks and I guess this is a little too bawdy lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

November 13, 2014 at 5:26 PM

Big tickle here! LOL Love it... loving huggsies, Jack XXX

Jan Allison

November 13, 2014 at 5:42 PM

Thanks jack:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

November 13, 2014 at 4:56 PM

I like this one tits okay!

Jan Allison

November 13, 2014 at 4:59 PM

LOl Maurice:-) Hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

November 13, 2014 at 4:51 PM

lol:.)hshaha-Tnks for the entertainement.. Lol

Jan Allison

November 13, 2014 at 4:53 PM

Thanks for dropping by Charma:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

November 13, 2014 at 4:29 PM

What men you talking about....Maurice and I were bowling :)....hugs Tim

Maurice Yvonne

November 13, 2014 at 4:54 PM

Yeah, Jan!

Jan Allison

November 13, 2014 at 4:31 PM

Of course I wasn't thinking of you and Maurice when I wrote this Tim! Hugs Jan xxx

Sara Kendrick

November 13, 2014 at 4:23 PM

Well I wonder if they were augmented?..So many are today..Enjoyed your limerick..Thanks for the visit to my page..The doctor says that the vision will come over a period of a week..they have to use so much medicine in there to do the surgery and it all has to get out of his eye..Sara

Jan Allison

November 13, 2014 at 4:25 PM

Pure fiction write Sara I leave that bit to people's imagination lol Hugs Jan - thanks for the update - time is a great healer:-) Hugs Jan xx