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What a Great Pair

A well endowed young lady from Waring 
At her assets men were always staring 
What a magnificent rack  
Like two bald heads in a sack
Wearing low tops really was daring 

Jan Allison
13th November 2014
Sadly NOT for contest!

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James Fraser

Date: 11/17/2014 5:06:00 PM

Love it Jan. Your Limericks sure make me smile, and they're not easy to write - way to go, James :) xx

James Fraser
Date: 11/17/2014 5:12:00 PM

Your so right Jan :) :) xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 5:10:00 PM

I wish i could have submitted it for the contest James - a limerick that's not bawdy is like strawberries without cream! hugs jan xx

Curtis Moorman

Date: 11/17/2014 5:48:00 AM

Sounds like my high school sweetheart!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 10:54:00 AM

ha ha ha Curtis :-) Hugs Jan xx

Adell Foster

Date: 11/15/2014 12:08:00 PM

LOL, Jan this is indeed a hilarious read. If one is not looking for that type of attention, one should put a little more cover on her assets. Believe me they'll still look, but hopefully with more respect. Very well written limerick, it is a 7+ for this reader. Write On Dear Poet! ;-) Adell

Jan Allison
Date: 11/15/2014 12:35:00 PM

Thanks so much Adell glad I made you smile:-) Hugs Jan x

Paul Callus

Date: 11/14/2014 4:42:00 PM

Very witty, Jan; you've just given me an idea for another limerick! hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 4:45:00 PM

LOL Paul:-) Glad I inspired you:-) Hugs jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 11/14/2014 11:03:00 AM

Really witty n funny Jan! Wonderful write! Hv a blessed day!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 11:42:00 AM

Thanks so much Dr Sharma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/14/2014 8:25:00 AM

- Enjoy reading, Jan :))) - Have a lovely weekend - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 9:13:00 AM

Thanks Anne Lise:-) Hugs Jan x

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/14/2014 7:22:00 AM

Where is Waring? Can one fly there? Fabulous and extremely funny! I think I should give you two seven, one for each of the bold heads in the sack! Ha-ha!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 9:12:00 AM

lol :-) Hugs jan x

Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 11/14/2014 8:18:00 AM

Just kidding my dear, Jan, just kidding!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 7:26:00 AM

LOL Demetrios - purely a fictitious write... but I am sure there are many places you could substitute to see this spectacular sight lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 11/14/2014 6:10:00 AM

I can imagine a voluptuous front... this was fun and really great, jan.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 7:16:00 AM

Thanks Nette :-) hugs jan xx

Dorian Petersen Potter

Date: 11/14/2014 12:30:00 AM

another humorous limerick Jan! Enjoyed it. Love and light! xxxx D

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 2:21:00 AM

Thanks Dorian:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/13/2014 8:38:00 PM

hahaha, two bald heads in a sack. when you think if it that way, it's not too appealing!!! You are doing great with these, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 2:19:00 AM

lol Andrea:-) Hugs jan xx

Carrie Richards

Date: 11/13/2014 7:50:00 PM

I think I've seen that lady......(actually she was "no lady" !!! lol ) So funny !!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 7:54:00 PM

Thanks Carrie:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/13/2014 7:30:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 7:54:00 PM

Thanks Ilene:-) Hugs Jan xx

Joyce Johnson

Date: 11/13/2014 6:27:00 PM

A great limerick. too bad if not for a contest. Thanks for your kind comments for my latest. Love,Joyce

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 6:31:00 PM

Thanks Joyce - Roy's latest contest is for 'clean' limericks and I guess this is a little too bawdy lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 11/13/2014 5:26:00 PM

Big tickle here! LOL Love it... loving huggsies, Jack XXX

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 5:42:00 PM

Thanks jack:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/13/2014 4:56:00 PM

I like this one tits okay!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:59:00 PM

LOl Maurice:-) Hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/13/2014 4:51:00 PM

lol:.)hshaha-Tnks for the entertainement.. Lol

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:53:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Charma:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/13/2014 4:29:00 PM

What men you talking about....Maurice and I were bowling :)....hugs Tim

Maurice Yvonne
Date: 11/13/2014 4:54:00 PM

Yeah, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:31:00 PM

Of course I wasn't thinking of you and Maurice when I wrote this Tim! Hugs Jan xxx

Sebastian Aaron Baez

Date: 11/13/2014 4:23:00 PM

This is too funny Jan! "like two bald heads in a sack" LOL! God I love low tops.

Tim Smith
Date: 11/13/2014 4:28:00 PM

Like you've never had two bald heads in a sack,...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:26:00 PM

I think its good description Sebastian lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/13/2014 4:23:00 PM

Well I wonder if they were augmented?..So many are today..Enjoyed your limerick..Thanks for the visit to my page..The doctor says that the vision will come over a period of a week..they have to use so much medicine in there to do the surgery and it all has to get out of his eye..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 4:25:00 PM

Pure fiction write Sara I leave that bit to people's imagination lol Hugs Jan - thanks for the update - time is a great healer:-) Hugs Jan xx