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Dick's Pick

There was a young man named Dick Nicholas, whose girl's breasts were udderly ridic'lous. She was so well endowed; she embarrassed the cows. Yet, Dick loved her 'cause she was ticklish.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 7/29/2014 12:44:00 PM
Oh, and by the way ... I MISSED YOU TOO!!
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Date: 7/29/2014 12:42:00 PM
I needed a laugh, Debbie...embarrassed the cows!...I'd kinda like to see that...haha. To your question...things have been crazy here for a while, but everything is getting back to normal. It's almost my busy season...they'll start cutting rice around the second week of August, I expect...and then I'll be a working zombie for the next few months. I've been in the Gulf of Mexico for about a week...just got back. Did some fishing and hung out on the beach a lot...it was a break I needed
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Date: 7/7/2014 1:52:00 PM
Yep, more than a handful is a waste so they say! very witty Debbie, James :)
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Date: 7/6/2014 7:23:00 AM
Very witty, Debbie! enjoyed the "udderly ridic'lous":) // paul
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Date: 7/5/2014 1:46:00 AM
very cute one, Deb. So well endowed that the cows were embarrassed. haha.. Love your play on "utterly"
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Date: 6/30/2014 5:11:00 PM
lol!!!! sooooooo funny. Love it, Deb. bfn Elaine
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Date: 6/29/2014 2:44:00 AM
What fun, love it.
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Date: 6/24/2014 7:33:00 PM
I left my brain with your other limerick,
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 6/24/2014 7:55:00 PM
LOL
Date: 6/24/2014 5:47:00 PM
ha ha ha its good limerick
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Date: 6/24/2014 5:15:00 PM
This is so funny Deb...loved it !! love, Deb
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