Dick's Pick

There was a young man named Dick Nicholas,
whose girl's breasts were udderly ridic'lous.
She was so well endowed;
she embarrassed the cows.
Yet, Dick loved her 'cause she was ticklish.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Hunter Avatar
July 29, 2014 at 12:44 PM
Oh, and by the way ... I MISSED YOU TOO!!
Hunter Avatar
July 29, 2014 at 12:42 PM
I needed a laugh, Debbie...embarrassed the cows!...I'd kinda like to see that...haha. To your question...things have been crazy here for a while, but everything is getting back to normal. It's almost my busy season...they'll start cutting rice around the second week of August, I expect...and then I'll be a working zombie for the next few months. I've been in the Gulf of Mexico for about a week...just got back. Did some fishing and hung out on the beach a lot...it was a break I needed
Fraser Avatar
July 7, 2014 at 1:52 PM
Yep, more than a handful is a waste so they say! very witty Debbie, James :)
Callus Avatar
July 6, 2014 at 7:23 AM
Very witty, Debbie! enjoyed the "udderly ridic'lous":) // paul
Dietrich Avatar
July 5, 2014 at 1:46 AM
very cute one, Deb. So well endowed that the cows were embarrassed. haha.. Love your play on "utterly"
George   Avatar
June 30, 2014 at 5:11 PM
lol!!!! sooooooo funny. Love it, Deb. bfn Elaine
Thirtyseven Avatar
June 29, 2014 at 2:44 AM
What fun, love it.
Parker Avatar
June 24, 2014 at 7:33 PM
I left my brain with your other limerick,
Guzzi Avatar
June 24, 2014 at 7:55 PM
LOL
Cornelius  Chidera  Avatar
June 24, 2014 at 5:47 PM
ha ha ha its good limerick
Wilson Avatar
June 24, 2014 at 5:15 PM
This is so funny Deb...loved it !! love, Deb
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