Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Hey Big Boy - Bawdy

Sue’s blind date’s a well endowed chap
She grinned when she perched on his lap
But he has a rude name
And it brings him such shame
Cruel parents had named him Jock Strap!

11/03/21

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Mike Gentile December 2, 2021 at 4:09 AM Sue's a lucky girl! love it Jan !!!

Jack Horne November 14, 2021 at 7:24 AM LOL, hilarious

Mark Koplin November 13, 2021 at 5:56 AM Lol, another good funny limerick Jan! Awesome!

Beryl Edmonds November 6, 2021 at 4:23 PM And he certainly is a big strapping lad, Sue found that when sat on his lap. Hilarious Jan… Hugs, Belle :-) xx

Lindsay Laurie November 6, 2021 at 4:07 PM Hello Jan ... so the boy was well supported by the sound of it Jan - Lindsay

Paulette Calasibetta November 6, 2021 at 8:46 AM Very clever....Love It. Jan, you are so humorous....must be a 'fun' person to be around. I enjoy your levity! Blessings, Paulette

John Watt November 5, 2021 at 11:54 PM Another funny lim in your signature bawdy/body humour you excel at... thanks for the grins and giggles

Terry Flood November 5, 2021 at 3:34 PM That poor chap needs all the support he can get, Jan. Maybe that Sue will give him a hand. ;-) Terry

Susan Lawrence November 4, 2021 at 11:39 AM Too funny ! I love your brain Jan …. Always surprises me ! Hugs Susan :)

Rico Leffanta November 4, 2021 at 11:17 AM so she flippped him off?

James Peranteau November 4, 2021 at 9:02 AM Jock:God iz gracious...ya got me commenting dear poet ;) ty...have a great day...much love, james

Caren Krutsinger November 4, 2021 at 7:52 AM I love his parents!

Victor Buhagiar November 4, 2021 at 2:04 AM Funny limerick.

L Milton Hankins November 3, 2021 at 7:44 PM OMG. This is really funny!!! Funny! Jan. I wonder if they saw it coming? Ooops!

Anselmo Boles November 3, 2021 at 4:12 PM Hahaha! Very clever and real funny. Cheers Jan Allison!...ab