Big Billy

A well endowed man named Billy
Had the most enormous willy
When he got it out
His lady would shout
Come here and roger me silly

Jan Allison
13th September 2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Meier-Hans Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 8:54 PM
I don't get it Jan. Can you explain this for me? ;-).
Allison Avatar
September 14, 2014 at 4:23 AM
Sorry you don't get it Brenda .. you will need to find a man however large or small he is LOL:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Dietrich Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 4:31 PM
yep, you ARE "growing" in your limerick skills. heehee. WELL DONE, girlfriend!!! soupmail
Allison Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 5:50 PM
LOL Thanks Andrea - bawdy without being too naughtyIi don't want my halo to slip:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Petersen Potter Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 5:59 AM
This is so hilariously funny Jan! Thanks for making smile this early in the morning. God knows I needed it. Lol...lol... Lol....ahhhhh ;) .... Have a great weekend! xxxx D.
Allison Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 6:09 AM
Thanks so much Dorian I do try and write with humour as much as I can. I am so glad I made you smile:-) Have a wonderful weekend:-) Hugs Jan xx
Yvonne Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 8:37 PM
great, now every body knows my real name is Billy. Great limerick all the same.
Dietrich Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 4:32 PM
hahaha
Allison Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 4:01 AM
LOL you are so funny my friend:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Bauer Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 7:05 PM
i agree! this is hilarious!
Allison Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 7:15 PM
I'm blushing now Ilene LOL glad it made you smile:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Nance Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 6:44 PM
hahaha that is hillarious!
Allison Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 6:46 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Cas just written for fun wanted something light hearted:-) hugs Jan xx
Smith Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 6:43 PM
bahahaha.....absolutely fabulous...love it.... Hugs Tim
Allison Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 6:44 PM
LOL I wrote this tonight when i was out Tim wanted a fun write:-) Hugs Jan xx
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