Big Billy

A well endowed man named Billy
Had the most enormous willy
When he got it out
His lady would shout
Come here and roger me silly

Jan Allison
13th September 2014

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 9/13/2014 8:54:00 PM
I don't get it Jan. Can you explain this for me? ;-).
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2014 4:23:00 AM
Sorry you don't get it Brenda .. you will need to find a man however large or small he is LOL:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 9/13/2014 4:31:00 PM
yep, you ARE "growing" in your limerick skills. heehee. WELL DONE, girlfriend!!! soupmail
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/13/2014 5:50:00 PM
LOL Thanks Andrea - bawdy without being too naughtyIi don't want my halo to slip:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 9/13/2014 5:59:00 AM
This is so hilariously funny Jan! Thanks for making smile this early in the morning. God knows I needed it. Lol...lol... Lol....ahhhhh ;) .... Have a great weekend! xxxx D.
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/13/2014 6:09:00 AM
Thanks so much Dorian I do try and write with humour as much as I can. I am so glad I made you smile:-) Have a wonderful weekend:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/12/2014 8:37:00 PM
great, now every body knows my real name is Billy. Great limerick all the same.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 9/13/2014 4:32:00 PM
hahaha
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/13/2014 4:01:00 AM
LOL you are so funny my friend:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 9/12/2014 7:05:00 PM
i agree! this is hilarious!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2014 7:15:00 PM
I'm blushing now Ilene LOL glad it made you smile:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 9/12/2014 6:44:00 PM
hahaha that is hillarious!
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Date: 9/12/2014 6:46:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Cas just written for fun wanted something light hearted:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/12/2014 6:43:00 PM
bahahaha.....absolutely fabulous...love it.... Hugs Tim
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2014 6:44:00 PM
LOL I wrote this tonight when i was out Tim wanted a fun write:-) Hugs Jan xx
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