Short Weirdo Poems

one: I'd rather be a weirdo who knows right from wrong than a well adjusted moron who does not.   two: respect, true respect, is the truest and only real form of love....

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flattery and compliments oozed out of her
she would apple polish a weirdo, a cur.
a suave sycophant of the nth degree
her nose as brown and smelly as an eye can see...

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He bibbled and burped and barfed at meals
Might as well have been eating toasted eels
The rest of us said what a weirdo he was
Our loud eating cousin, Charles McDuzz...

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“And life goes on,”
Screamed Laura to you
Have you any idea what we have built upon?
Laura was your weirdo friend, a friend still true
Yeah, where the hell has the time gone?...

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Some say I'm an original and I tend to agree
After popping out they threw away the damn key
He'll never be matched
A weirdo' was hatched
Screamed bloody murder like a hairy ass banshee...

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Trump and Glory Lost Its Crown

Trump had lost his glory along with crown;
Commode in swamp did flush deep down;
Not rehearsed,
Before dispersed;
This strange weirdo was talk of the town.

Jim Horn...

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Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster

Someone sat that he became sinister,
When called tight wade in Westminster;
Where he did go,
Was called a weirdo;
In plate he had placed his pet hamster.

Jim Horn...

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Heart stroke with a tornado. 
Just be my weirdo. 

You are stud. 
You bloomed my heart bud. 

Your relationship status is a mystery . 
You being single is my victory. 

You be mine, 
And let's set the things fine!...

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My wifey poo Cathie thinks I'm a weido poet
But the feedback I receive sure doesn't show it
They want much more
Of my limericks galore
Can't live without youse guys and she knows it


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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scramble the bots there’s a new weirdo in town
using up the sun, talking un-abbreviatedly odd 
some skin looking healthier than the rest of us,
us, junkies of likes – us, beyonders of midnight
I will leave it to the bots to sort out this reality

...

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Blatant Bill Propose

Blatant bill by congress they did propose;
When a weirdo on you grows and grows;
Latest have heard,
Is totally absurd;
Trump has orange hair and nose that glows.

Guess anyone else would call them
attention getters.

Jim Horn...

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If you're looking for a UNIQUE getaway, now don't laugh
In Nairobi, Kenya, there's a hotel where you can feed giraffes
Through your second floor window
No, I'm not some kind of weirdo
These gentle giants wait to be fed and pose for photographs...

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For some reasons
And no reason at all
I've been thinking
About how nice it is 
Or would be
To be scooped up
And someone with authority
Say
'you are safe now'
And how I'd feel in that
Millisecond
Before I punched 
Whoever the weirdo was
In the face
And legged it...

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Mr McClean built a large rooster machine.
Some comments he heard were pretty darned mean.
His wife was tired of hearing “that weirdo McClean”

He did not care, he could readily be seen
Cruising the avenue alongside a bike-riding teen
Showing them up with his speedy rooster machine....

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My wife is a piece of junk
I think she is just a punk
Shes a freaking munk
She wont fight
But she will bite
Shes so dang disgusting
and she does so much cussing
I hate that weirdo
She always wheres a stupid bow
She thinks shes pretty bold
The funny thing is, shes only 5 years old...

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I carry with me a heart full of grace
an antique bracelet and a beautiful bouquet 
people think light of me they think im crazy at times
because i might carry with me a gun , or just a dime.

Im not a bad person or a weirdo if you say
im just a person who carry's a heart full of grace....

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Less 

I dressed to impress 
But I felt less
You see I attracted 
The senseless 
Who thought I
 was 
Worthless
My wardrobe was endless
But they were 
merciless 
So 
regardless
I threw it all away. 
Including their 
opinions

And became  priceless 
Cloth-less
Naked 

By Pskips...

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You are so very weird
Your weirdness shines true
There are so very few,
Who are weirder than you.

You see, weirdness is relative
Weirdness is wacky
But the right kind of weirdness
Makes true weirdos happy

If you were not weird
Well that would be weird
Weirder than the fact
That weirdness is feared...

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Doctor Squiddoo married a widow DooDoo
                                Booked a room in Perry of Huido Voodoo
                                         In the honeymoon night
                                       The moon was shining bright
                           And a fat black cat licked the ass of Squiddoo...

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I woke up and everyone was purple 
Except me, of course 
I wanna be purple 
I hope it’s okay that I’m still a pinkskin 
I hope that I’m not that different than you 
But maybe it’s okay to be different 
To be a stranger in an estrangedland 
Walking hand in hand with my lover 
Who happens to be purple, of course...

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Over there a hazy shape is making my flesh creep
                     A pound of darkness that appears from the  deep
                       In the next room my young children are asleep
                    The shadow seems a stinky weirdo, it begins to flip
                       A case of a boozy husband and it's his guilt trip....

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I am a weirdo
I think creatively
You are a "normal" person
You tell me you do not think like I do

I Share my thoughts aloud
You keep your thoughts tucked
in a cage with a lock on it in your head
We both think thoughts

Our thoughts are the same
yet very different
I embrace my thoughts
While you try to kill your thoughts

We all think...

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People say be quiet
Shutup think about it
If someone really did
They literally shutup
... Then people would 
be like whats wrong 
with that girl, (weirdo)
She is always alone 
Think about it, if it was you
She was always told shut up
over and over and over again
be quiet, and that is all 
you ever got from her nothing,
how would you feel...

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As you push me into darkness
it shivered
between the good and worse
i always choose the yet
cant live without the pain
did the darkness just dim
I am that weirdo
that you attract
stray strayed
give extinction its chance
in the rain and night i dance
waiting for a phone
that takes a picture
everywhere at once
Wheres the happy button
Alexa exist...

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Every calibration I do,
Blur to emerge the one weirdo.
Every navigate does syntax,
Oh, so higher at parallax.

I creep with my scornful envy,
And I know why they do beauty?
Because of an anticlimax,
Oh, so higher at parallax.

All gassing awkward in my brain,
Forever missing you the green.
Fill in my cephalothorax,
Oh, so higher at parallax....

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