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A Hairy Ass Banshee

Some say I'm an original and I tend to agree After popping out they threw away the damn key He'll never be matched A weirdo' was hatched Screamed bloody murder like a hairy ass banshee

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Maria Williams

Date: 3/27/2018 10:47:00 PM

What the hell is a Banshee? Let alone a hairy ass one? No, don't think we have them here, all very cool civilised people here, all tanned and smooth and unbanshee like. Lol Enjoyed the limerick dear man....Maria xox

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 11:33:00 PM

We don't them either!!! LOL "They're demonic creatures from the Depths of Hell" Happy to educate you, sweet Maria!!! XOX

Evie Cw

Date: 3/27/2018 7:17:00 PM

Oh my, this limerick did crack me up laughing. Especially with the comments that Silent One and Tom had said. Still can't stop the laughter. Smiling Jack has lots of talented Happy, happy!! LOL//XOX Forgot to say I just posted 2 funnies. Evie

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 7:33:00 PM

YEE HAW... will check 'em out!!! Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX

Silent One

Date: 3/27/2018 1:58:00 PM

Beware of the wailing banshee, because I can guarantee, it could be you or me, that drifts to the dead sea, just get some ear plugs in theeeee :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 4:25:00 PM

HUH!!! If you say so??? We sure are unique, creative, talented gems eh!!! Talk again, my friend, Happy Happy Happy Jackles!!!

Silent One

Date: 3/27/2018 1:56:00 PM

You know what is really weird, I was thinking about a banshee today and you went and wrote a lim about it!!! Are you reading my mind?

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 4:22:00 PM

Two GREAT minds eh!!! We will go down in history!!! HUH??? Have a good one my friend... love, Happy Jack!!!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/27/2018 9:55:00 AM

A hairy ass screaming banshee/ I wonder who that might be/some say he's from Ghana/others say Canada /moneys on jack the happy/

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 12:08:00 PM

OKAY!!! Now, why would think that??? I'm a respectable gentleman... isn't it obvious??? The ladies all adore me! Hmmm! LOL Cheers, Happy Jack

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 3/27/2018 8:13:00 AM

Lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 8:34:00 AM

Silly??? LOL XOX