Short Weirdest Poems

was the weirdest word
that occurred which we had heard 
totally absurd...

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Please watch video for the "TOP 10 WEIRDEST SCULPTURES AROUND THE WORLD"...

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Most beautiful eggs
Turquoise blue green.
The weirdest nest
Jewles, 
Gold,
Wood,
And furry wool....

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I once drank some beer that was green
The weirdest that I’d ever seen
They said, “It’s that way
For St. Patricks day"
I then peed with green in my stream...

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Dare to be the weirdest, 
And the best friend I could ask for. 
My best friend is the coolest, 
I would never find you a bore. 
Even though we barely talk, 
No one will take our rock....

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   In Gaza, Israel fights a weird war
     It’s not so much about eliminating an enemy

   as it is about preventing the enemy 
     from killing the civilians it’s allegedly protecting

...

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My professor is the weirdest for a cat Ginger said.
He acts like he is out of his ever-loving head.
Of course, she turned and who was right behind her?
An irritated cat with an ugly growling purr....

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People are the weirdest animals on the globe
This may come as no great surprise especially if I disrobe
My Adonis-like body
Ain't not too shoddy
Won world-wide acclaim for my muscular earlobes...

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I like my hobbies and crafts
Keeps me busy when I'm not
One of the weirdest things,
That I ever got....
Was a "Paint By Numbers" set,
But fun it surely ain't
I could never figure out how,
To make the numbers paint!...

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PATIENCE
I am painting my soul the color of patience
Are you sure that this is not a sign of complacence
Love is signaling the cadence
Do we have any chance to catch the weirdest fragrance
Tr?n Minh Hi?n Hien Tran Orlando December 27, 2016...

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Do Remember Many Mystics

We always remember many mystics;
All hit wall when they went ballistics;
Ounce by ounce,
Would bounce,
Writing a poem that in mind sticks.

Jim Horn

That has to be the weirdest poem
that I have ever written before....

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our world has befallen upon weirdest of times
Pandemic oozes out of our brains into our lives
Misinformation keeps us at the edge of our sanity
I stayed hidden for about twelve months
But three days ago I morphed into a butterfly
to fly above those others who remain down...

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For those kind enough to participate, a silly survey I'll relate;
1)Your 10 favorite movies
2) the 3 funniest to you
3) the 3 saddest to you
4) the 3 weirdest
5) the 3 most profound to you
6) the 3 most repulsive to you

This could be interesting.  I'll compile and publish results in a week,
regards, tom...

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Write a scary poem about Halloween?
Weirdest ode you've ever seen!
What is seen at Halloween?
Blood sucking Salem zombies,
TV addict Abercrombies,
Spiders and maggots in their hair,
 Crypts in the garbage tip over there,
Witches floating round my room,
Fit right in, as they zooooooom......
Hey, my other car is a broom!!!!!...

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If I could put allm y feelings into words
That'll be ther weirdest conversation we'll ever have
It'll probably to complicated to understand
So there's no point in saying anything
Even if you could understand
Would you see me the same?
Would we be the same?
That's just why I'd never put my feelings into words
To save me from myself...

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I made the strangest, weirdest, most inedible collage
Out of sticks and pretzels and things from Uncle Petey’s garage
I glued on nails, screws, feathers, ribbons and fur.
The fur made a noise, much louder than a grrrrrrrrrr
It was still attached to an animal who now had my head
In a vice, between his teeth, there was a bear claw. I am dead....

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Black Crows

Said one black crow to the other black crow,
"I have been meaning to ask you something."
"Then speak up my friend so that I may know!"
"Most of my life, with you, I was trusting,
Galavanting meadows and fields, trust grow,
I must say, this is...the weirdest scarecrow!"

2019 September 27

*3rd Place*

Make IT Six
~~Joseph May
Picture #2...

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unintelligible whispers ~ cause the weirdest reverberations

it sounds too good to be true ~ is a noisy misinterpretation

a chameleon in a flawed mirror ~ kissed it’s own aberration

the pot overheard the kettle whistle ~ a steamy admiration 

a little magnetism is good ~ too much will bring polarisation 

i put these monokus together ~ with mostly misinformation 


By David Kavanagh 
hms...

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The weirdest of the weird often crawl out of the woodwork
onto pages and call themselves poems. The poets barely claiming them.
The Raven was one of those.

The strangest of the weirdest of the weird are remembered for centuries.
Poe’s poetry is being studied and revered today, 
two hundred and seventy-one years after his supposed death.

Poe will never die, thanks to The Raven and the Tell-Tale Heart....

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It is the weirdest feeling ever
Knowing it’s your birthday
And you are not here to
Celebrate with
So it’s difficult
Words can’t describe what I am feeling
Don’t think I can put it into words
Maybe I shouldn’t
But then again my words
Is a catalyst for me to express my feelings

Happy birthday Mommy!!
Love and miss you always

Dedicated to my mommy, Magda Neels

©300620170747...

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Peacock landed meowing
Upon our porch one midnight
My brain jumped fast allowing
Thoughts fly by candlelight     

What is this cat curious
Out there that has demanded
Or am I delirious
Dreaming a peacock landed

We had the weirdest thing to happen in the last few days. 
A peacock showed up at our home. It seems to be gone this morning though. Appearing and disappearing mysteriously....

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Weirdest mushroom couples met in the park.
One of the men began to howl, whistle and bark.
His wife who was taller said “Wait a second! Hark!”
The other couple thought they were joking, suspected a lark.

Tourist husband with a camera around his neck.
Said to his wife “that other wife’s hair is a wreck.”
The wife said to her husband “it’s worth a bushel and a peck.”
The other couple heard but said “what the heck.”...

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festive lights are on
time for the twilight fun run
anyone can enter
individual or groups
dressed in the weirdest attire

some walk and some run
some admire the city lights
prizes for best dressed
teams, assure a night of fun
in the name of charity...








*Another tradition in Cape Town,
a fun run after the festive lights are
switched on, people dress up
and have a blast all for charity...*...

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He had the weirdest-ever haircut
    And rode a mare that couldn't trot
  Said car mirrors had blind spots
    Was Paul human, or a robot 

  No one could recall Paul ever eating
    or on his 'diet' ever cheating
  He changed clothes behind locked doors
    Never went to shop at stores

  One day at last the truth leaked out
    And now we know without a doubt
  For Paul had two severely crossed eyes
    Because he was ~ the lama dalai...

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There are strange secrets
That the hearts have kept
—Mine, a custodian of many;
Yet the strangest of all still unkept,
And what that is, I know not.

There are quite queer sights
That the eyes have seen
—Mine, a beholder of few;
Yet the queerest of all still unseen,
And what that is, I know not.

There are weird feelings
That mortals have felt
—Mine, a witness of some;
Yet the weirdest of all still unfelt,
And what that is, I know not....

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