Weirdest Mushroom Couples

Weirdest mushroom couples met in the park. One of the men began to howl, whistle and bark. His wife who was taller said “Wait a second! Hark!” The other couple thought they were joking, suspected a lark. Tourist husband with a camera around his neck. Said to his wife “that other wife’s hair is a wreck.” The wife said to her husband “it’s worth a bushel and a peck.” The other couple heard but said “what the heck.”