Weirdest Mushroom Couples
Weirdest mushroom couples met in the park.
One of the men began to howl, whistle and bark.
His wife who was taller said “Wait a second! Hark!”
The other couple thought they were joking, suspected a lark.
Tourist husband with a camera around his neck.
Said to his wife “that other wife’s hair is a wreck.”
The wife said to her husband “it’s worth a bushel and a peck.”
The other couple heard but said “what the heck.”
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