Short Weasels Poems

whimsical weasels
waterfall weathered willow
wilderness walk watch...

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Monkeys eat bananas
  and weasels eat snakes
I'd rather be a monkey
  than get a stomachache...

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henceforth be known
all men are weasels
and carry their pride
forlorn and inept
yet waxing with sand

hear the bell – satan
your parcel retrieve
no more...

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Once seduced by his junior coworkers
Old man took his dates to the lockers
They used penile tweezers 
And shagged like young weasels
Too bad he forgot beta-blockers...

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Deep down in the Wild Wood
An empyty mansion stood-
Stoats & weasels squatted there for nowt,
Ratty,Mole & Badger with a loud shout
Helped careless Toad to kick them out....

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Weasels With Measles

What they were are a bunch of weasels,
Who paint much and love their easels;
As A quirk;
Eat their work;
Many faces on pictures had the measles.

Jim Horn...

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Plagued by gas attacks was Willy Weasel
  His tummy churned from frequent upheaval ~
     Then Willy got a hot tip
     Try this stuff, just take a sip ~
  Willy learned weasels can't stomach diesel...

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We look like weasels
But we are related to cats
Let’s do the mongoose cha cha and shake our fats!
Rata Tat Tat, Rata Tat Tat!

We like our meat
But will also eat insects and plants
We bring up our kits together
in a colony where we’ll be eating ants....

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Brain weasels.

Brain on fire,
Mind in attire.
Not ready to retire,
Energy full of desire,
Sees ruby and sapphire,
What not it wants to aspire,
Not much it has to require,
So much it wants to acquire.



Contest:226,any form max 12 lines.
Sponsor:Brian Strand.
19/10/2016

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Did I ever tell you about the time
I saw a pair of wild weasels in the
parking lot of the government bunkhouse
I was staying at for the season

And they made me cry
because I had been so misled about weasels
up until that point

No on bothered to mention the 
long slender tails and the impossibly slim bodies
and the two-toned palette
of brown and gold
and the joy
with which they hop about
why had no one mentioned
the joy?
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You left glitter in my shadow
This treason was over apples, initially.
Don't give me that doleful look.
Stars are born with your every breathe.
Your sadness mocks the lilies.

No, I am not a conqueror.
I borrowed this armor.
It was a typical moonlit passage.
Hopping kingdoms for bronze weasels (you know the drill).

My sense of time is backwards.
My heart does not beat (it turns).
Rotating in the grass
I send you coded messages....

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The Life the World doesn’t Want Us to Have
 
We can’t have bubble baths.
Not tonight. There’s a whole
world out there and it’s trouble.
 
Dishes are soaking in the tub.
The water looks like wet clay
and we don’t want our bodies in it.
 
The only reason we die is because we haven’t
found the right person to be afraid with.
 
All we do is make love on the lawn with weasels.
 
When we are done licking men beyond reason
we’re  lonely. All they left were the lights off....

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as a white weasel
drags its prey through snow. . . . 
the rat tail's last twitch

kigo/ weasel (brown in summer but white in winter!)
My area is the Rocky Mountain West
For Debbie Guzzi's "Animal Haiku Poetry Contest"

Note: Go to Youtube and see videos of weasel attacks
if you want to see it in action. Sad but it's "animal nature!"
The rat I saw in a video was nearly twice the size of that
weasel that killed him!! White weasels are very cute, 
but wow, are they
ever vicious!...

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