Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Gas Attacks

Plagued by gas attacks was Willy Weasel
  His tummy churned from frequent upheaval ~
     Then Willy got a hot tip
     Try this stuff, just take a sip ~
  Willy learned weasels can't stomach diesel

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Paula Goldsmith January 6, 2023 at 11:34 AM Way tooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day..................

Beryl Edmonds January 5, 2023 at 8:08 PM Diesel was the end of Willy Weasel - For him there can never be retrieval - If he had resisted - Never having sipped it - He'd still be here now, gassing and gleeful…… Belle

Anselmo Boles January 5, 2023 at 7:10 PM Another hilarious one GW! Next time though, Willy should try natural gas instead of diesel, at least it won't bloat any of his sensitive en__tra__ils! Sorry I couldn't help it. Cheerio!... ab

Mystic Rose Rose January 5, 2023 at 5:53 PM lol too funny

Charles Messina January 5, 2023 at 8:41 AM Now that's a "Gas" Gershon. (lol) Happy New Year! ~CM