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Gas Attacks

Plagued by gas attacks was Willy Weasel His tummy churned from frequent upheaval ~ Then Willy got a hot tip Try this stuff, just take a sip ~ Willy learned weasels can't stomach diesel

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Paula Goldsmith

Date: 1/6/2023 11:34:00 AM

Way tooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day..................

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 1/5/2023 8:08:00 PM

Diesel was the end of Willy Weasel - For him there can never be retrieval - If he had resisted - Never having sipped it - He'd still be here now, gassing and gleeful…… Belle

Anselmo Boles

Date: 1/5/2023 7:10:00 PM

Another hilarious one GW! Next time though, Willy should try natural gas instead of diesel, at least it won't bloat any of his sensitive en__tra__ils! Sorry I couldn't help it. Cheerio!... ab

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 1/5/2023 5:53:00 PM

lol too funny

Charles Messina

Date: 1/5/2023 8:41:00 AM

Now that's a "Gas" Gershon. (lol) Happy New Year! ~CM