Short Warranty Poems
Short Warranty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Warranty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Warranty by length and keyword.
A Better Warranty
If priests sold used cars and
Used car salesmen sold heaven’s land
Would you get a better warranty of faith -
In hand...
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Categories:
warranty, car, fun, funny, life, religion, religious,
Form:
Blank verse
God Spoke To Me
On Friday, the boss said, "You're fired!"
And I suddenly felt inspired
God said in one breath:
Thou art close to death
For thy warranty just expired!"...
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Categories:
warranty, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
My New Gps
in
twenty
twenty
they implanted
the first GPS
into a human brain
to point out the way
on the way
it
got confused
and burnt out
before
the warranty
was up...
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Categories:
warranty, age, funny, humor, humorous, life, technology,
Form:
Blank verse
Transparency Wbm
Surveillance cameras do not bug me
Facebook controls but I get it for free
Google knows my best hits
But what gets on my tits
The chip in my brain out of warranty
30th July 2019...
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Categories:
warranty, confidence,
Form:
Limerick
No Mystery
No mystery life's road for me
Unafraid, drove fast, carefree
Yet now it's hard to turn the key
and where, O Where's my warranty
March 06, 2021
All Yours (March 08) Contest
Sponsor: Brian Strand...
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Categories:
warranty, age, car, extended metaphor, life, youth,
Form:
Couplet
Warranty
Do you have your eternal warranty?
Did you remember to purchase extended maintenance?
Did you see the hidden costs?
Did you know where to search?
Will you expire before your warranty is secured?
Spirited life has no expiration date....
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Categories:
warranty, hope, imagination, inspirational
Form:
Free verse
Fire of My Heart
Dear fire of my heart you exhaust me;
If it were possible to flee
replace parts under warranty
this fever would drop a degree;
Burning I take it on the chin;
Mile high flames on my fragile skin
waiting for relief to step in
satiate me from deep within....
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Categories:
warranty, emotions, feelings, fire, heart,
Form:
Monorhyme
Under Warranty Maigc 9
You don't want to taste my crazy,
I will smile straight into your threats;
Just let me be;
What I need? Is to be left alone;
I am not one of the bourgeoise,
stay unaware of what I'm capable of;
My behavior no longer under warranty,
control is one of my strongest assets;
I warn you do not tempt me....
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Categories:
warranty, anger, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Other
Bison Belt
It is odd that I have made it this many years without the knowledge that I needed a bison belt. Hank’s sells one with a one hundred year warranty. My parents should have given me one fifty years ago. But I’m going to live forever, so I figured, sure, why not. They need to up their game, go for the two hundred year guarantee. They can call it the bison-tennial edition…...
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Categories:
warranty, clothes,
Form:
Narrative
Neanderthal
He stands there, stripped bare, shameless, nameless, voiceless
Standing there, choice-less
No dignity, no vanity, no pity
No integrity
No eyeballs so no stare, no flesh and no hair
And no underwear
No contract, no guarantee, no warranty
No appearance fee
He stands there, stripped bare, shameless, nameless, voiceless
Sudden schoolboys-less
Museum... noiseless...
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Categories:
warranty, history, science,
Form:
Rhyme
Robo Rom-Antics
I can do reverse back flips
Touch my elbow to my lips
Raise one eyebrow, wiggle my ears
Sit down without moving my rear
When I was young
I'd roll my tongue
Make my armpits chuckle
Crack my knuckles
Throw my voice off canyon walls
Jump clear 'cross Niagara Falls
Flaunt the latest dance techniques
Flex the muscles on my physique
So, don't you want to marry me
Battery included, under warranty...
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Categories:
warranty, endurance, fantasy, proposal, strength, technology,
Form:
Light Verse
Hugs
Hugs are always needed and they're absolutely free.
They can be given to a group or one at a time.
Don't worry about what others think or what they see.
Tell them they can have one, too and it won't cost them a dime.
Hugs are born in an instant and given out of love.
They have no expiration and a lifetime warranty.
So give them out freely to anyone you can think of
And you will get them back ten-fold, almost certainly....
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Categories:
warranty, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Day At the Flea Market
anxiety,
big brown bag
cash, cash, cash
daybreak
earlybirds, eager, enter
forward, follow
gorgeous
hats
igloo icechests
junk, junk
kettles
lamps, lanterns, luminous lights
moving men making money
nice
old ottoman
purchase, purses, please
questions, quick
reasonable red robe
still sealed salad shooter, spend, spend, spend
trimmers, trees, thousands treasures
unopened umbrellas
video viewers
with warranty
x-mas,
yellow yarn, YAWN!
ZERO........
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Categories:
warranty, happiness
Form:
I do not know?
Twisted Fury
Hell hath no Fury!!
A scorned woman I am.
I don't come with a warranty..
So take me as I am!
I'm not bitter or twisted..
Just wise beyond my years.
I'm not perfect, I make mistakes..
But I will always face my fears.
I can agree to disagree..
Just to keep my inner peace.
But if you keep telling me lies..
Our friendship will have to cease.
I'm not saying I'm above you..
I will always admit if I'm wrong.
So who are you to judge me??!!
This is my tune! Get your own song!!...
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Categories:
warranty, angst, friendship, hurt, judgement, love hurts, men,
Form:
Free verse
Jerry-Rigging
Our bodies work just like machines
Without a warranty.
To know how long each part may last
We have to wait and see.
Certain joints may need replacing
And, through surgery or meds,
Organs may require assistance
So we’re not stuck in our beds.
As we age we may not be prepared
To face the well-known fact
That in older bodies, all the parts
Do not remain intact.
Thus we jerry-rig the wires
And replace the triple A’s,
Hoping that will be enough to help
Extend our waning days....
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Categories:
warranty, body,
Form:
Rhyme