Robo Rom-Antics

I can do reverse back flips Touch my elbow to my lips Raise one eyebrow, wiggle my ears Sit down without moving my rear When I was young I'd roll my tongue Make my armpits chuckle Crack my knuckles Throw my voice off canyon walls Jump clear 'cross Niagara Falls Flaunt the latest dance techniques Flex the muscles on my physique So, don't you want to marry me Battery included, under warranty