Short Waiter Poems

Short Waiter Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Waiter by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Waiter by length and keyword.


Premium Member halloween diner

ghost waiter blimey bondo

a haunting in a condo

rushed in a flurry

and pot of curry

hope sir you like potato.
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Crescent of Hope

Asked for a beurre, I berate;
a croissant so flaky and straight.
I got ordinaire; what a nerve;
The dumb waiter threw me a curve!
Form: Grook

One Too Many

I once knew a man from Decatur
who worked day and night as a waiter.
Poor lad married a lass
after too many a glass
of ale, now to her he must cater.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Sammi Is a Flirt

Sunflower maple if you please.
Sammi is a flirt, an awful tease.
Bats her eyelashes.
Turns him to ashes.
We laugh as the waiter falls on his knees.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Trust

I don't trust anyone who treats me nice, but is rude to the waiter serving,
because that means they would treat me the same if I were in that position.
Form: Couplet


Alligator Tale

An alligator on a floating freighter
Ate the Captain and the navigator,
He also ate the crew 
In a meaty stew,
In a feast which included the waiter.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member sole food

some dining friends tried to sue

cause their dinner smelled like glue

evidence a ton

waiter he's the one

then they found a cooks old shoe.
Form: Limerick

basil

Basil Fawlty was such a buffoon,
his poor suffering wife thought he was a loon,
Manuel, his waiter was from Barcelona,
and confusion, his main persona.
© Markus Jay  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Cap

Yea, I'll say,
My crown wore a dream:
That, someday,
I'd be found as king;

Preparing to cater,
In sympathy,
Let each waiter,
Be friends with me –
Form: Lyric

Danny the Waiter

There once was a waiter named Danny
Who thought that he had a cute fanny
So he switched for his tip
And he wiggled his hip
The tip that he got was uncanny!
Form: Limerick

Banging the Table

waiter asks to serve
                                            banging the table with spoon
                                                   increasing patience
Form: Senryu

Premium Member Mister Lucky

A professional wrestler of gators
Tried his luck as a restaurant waiter
   He'd feint and he'd juke
   Many patrons puked
Seafood business surprisingly cratered
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Waiter

eye at the center
friend to chaos
cycles spinning
round space time
roadhouse corner
eatery and saloon
two eggs easy over
toast and coffee please


stan sand
© Sand Blown  Create an image from this poem.

A Dirty Joke

The waiter served coffee without a sound 
Disgusting first sip was what the man found
Listen up here Bud
This cup tastes like mud
Yes Sir it should, It’s Fresh Ground
Form: Limerick

It's All In the Mind

Hot chillies with false pork cooked in fat,
Deserved a second serving of that;
As he put down the dish,
The waiter stated “I wish
more Aussies like you would eat rat.”
Form: Limerick

O Waiter At the River Styx

Oh waiter
at the river styx,
striking down the might and meek.

Thou scythe
is camped outside my door;
waiting...
as with us all.

To take the good ahead of schedule.
Form:

Mantis's Mealtime Misunderstanding


A mantis so dapper and green,
Ordered takeout in gourmet scene.
He paid with a leaf,
Causing waiter great grief,
"Sir, we only take cash, you've been mean!"

©bfa032225
Form: Limerick

Premium Member At the 'Health Spa'

The waiter recommended electrons
But they wanted something to get wrecked on --
  She drank her protein shake
  He picked at his uranium snake --
Then ordered a ginormous peletron
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Refined Gent

A refined gent who serves lunch in Decatur
Is the posh bistro’s most genteel waiter
He serves fine escargot
and tres-bon merlot
Then mosies home to his deep-fried potater

2/3/22
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Whisper of Wind

What more than a whisper of wind
   can we demand on a starry night
With strains of violins in the background
   and a velvet-gloved waiter 
                          ~ to take our order

Premium Member All Is Marvelous Until

marvelous ambiance, first vacation with preteen
waiter tells us the sea is called Thalassa here
Mediterranean Sea right? She giggles, flirting.
All is terrific until she discovers kleftiko is lamb.

Premium Member tip the waiter

the waiter served with
a response able
bill at tea

'sew then' we thought
and fabricated a
table-tip

to show lasting pleasure
wrt the special foods
and a rest-to-rants


len/stan
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age

Man At the Bar Room

- Waiter bring old and famous and tasty
    - old whiskey ,not the new,please hasty
     -bring a bit of tolerance
     -then zeal verve and confidence
     -pay you later, I intend  leave safely !
Form: Limerick

Love Is Fickle

Love is Fickle

There was a young man from Medina
Who had a young wife named Regina
She fell for the waiter
And they left for Decatur
now Regina is nowhere to be seena!

Wednesday, July 31, 2019
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Seventy-plus Drama

  Excuse me, waiter
    I can't be late for --
  Er, do you know the blessing
    for salad dressing...

  OK, then shovel some ice
    in my drink
   Helps septuagenarians go
    clink, clink
Form: Rhyme

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