Short Waiter Poems
Short Waiter Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Waiter by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Waiter by length and keyword.
Sat In a Restaurant and Waiter Brought Me the Dessert Menu
That's the last thing i wanted
barrum choo...
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Categories:
waiter, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Haiku Henny Youngman
Pardon me waiter
But there's a fly in my soup
Doing the backstroke...
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Categories:
waiter, humor,
Form:
Haiku
Bohemia
On space I sip air
in bar I drink ecstasy
waiter one more round !...
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Categories:
waiter, allegory, allusion, analogy, drink, extended metaphor,
Form:
Haiku
Halloween Diner
ghost waiter jimmy dondo
went haunting in a condo
rushing a flurry
with pot of curry
hope sir you like potato....
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Categories:
waiter, anxiety, autumn, bullying, funny, giggle, halloween, humor,
Form:
Limerick
One Too Many
I once knew a man from Decatur
who worked day and night as a waiter.
Poor lad married a lass
after too many a glass
of ale, now to her he must cater....
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Categories:
waiter, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Sole Food
a dining friend tried to sue
cause his dinner smelled like glue
evidence a ton
waiter seemed the one
then they found the cooks old shoe....
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Categories:
waiter, best friend, chicago, humor, humorous, perspective, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Sammi Is a Flirt
Sunflower maple if you please.
Sammi is a flirt, an awful tease.
Bats her eyelashes.
Turns him to ashes.
We laugh as the waiter falls on his knees....
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Categories:
waiter, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Limerick
Trust
I don't trust anyone who treats me nice, but is rude to the waiter serving,
because that means they would treat me the same if I were in that position....
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Categories:
waiter, trust,
Form:
Couplet
Alligator Tale
An alligator on a floating freighter
Ate the Captain and the navigator,
He also ate the crew
In a meaty stew,
In a feast which included the waiter....
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Categories:
waiter, children, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Cap
Yea, I'll say,
My crown wore a dream:
That, someday,
I'd be found as king;
Preparing to cater,
In sympathy,
Let each waiter,
Be friends with me –...
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Categories:
waiter, desire, how i feel, me,
Form:
Lyric
Danny the Waiter
There once was a waiter named Danny
Who thought that he had a cute fanny
So he switched for his tip
And he wiggled his hip
The tip that he got was uncanny!...
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Categories:
waiter, funny, , cute,
Form:
Limerick
Banging the Table
waiter asks to serve
banging the table with spoon
increasing patience...
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Categories:
waiter, funny,
Form:
Senryu
Mister Lucky
A professional wrestler of gators
Tried his luck as a restaurant waiter
He'd feint and he'd juke
Many patrons puked
Seafood business surprisingly cratered...
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Categories:
waiter, animal, food, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Waiter
eye at the center
friend to chaos
cycles spinning
round space time
roadhouse corner
eatery and saloon
two eggs easy over
toast and coffee please
stan sand...
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Categories:
waiter, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
A Dirty Joke
The waiter served coffee without a sound
Disgusting first sip was what the man found
Listen up here Bud
This cup tastes like mud
Yes Sir it should, It’s Fresh Ground...
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Categories:
waiter, humor,
Form:
Limerick
It's All In the Mind
Hot chillies with false pork cooked in fat,
Deserved a second serving of that;
As he put down the dish,
The waiter stated “I wish
more Aussies like you would eat rat.”...
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Categories:
waiter, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
O Waiter At the River Styx
Oh waiter
at the river styx,
striking down the might and meek.
Thou scythe
is camped outside my door;
waiting...
as with us all.
To take the good ahead of schedule....
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Categories:
waiter, death
Form:
I do not know?
At the 'Health Spa'
The waiter recommended electrons
But they wanted something to get wrecked on --
She drank her protein shake
He picked at his uranium snake --
Then ordered a ginormous peletron...
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Categories:
waiter, abuse, drink, health,
Form:
Limerick
A Refined Gent
A refined gent who serves lunch in Decatur
Is the posh bistro’s most genteel waiter
He serves fine escargot
and tres-bon merlot
Then mosies home to his deep-fried potater
2/3/22...
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Categories:
waiter, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Whisper of Wind
What more than a whisper of wind
can we demand on a starry night
With strains of violins in the background
and a velvet-gloved waiter
~ to take our order...
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Categories:
waiter, food, music, wind,
Form:
Free verse
All Is Marvelous Until
marvelous ambiance, first vacation with preteen
waiter tells us the sea is called Thalassa here
Mediterranean Sea right? She giggles, flirting.
All is terrific until she discovers kleftiko is lamb....
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Categories:
waiter, vacation,
Form:
Free verse
Man At the Bar Room
- Waiter bring old and famous and tasty
- old whiskey ,not the new,please hasty
-bring a bit of tolerance
-then zeal verve and confidence
-pay you later, I intend leave safely !...
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Categories:
waiter, allegory, allusion, hilarious, humorous, parody,
Form:
Limerick
Seventy-plus Drama
Excuse me, waiter
I can't be late for --
Er, do you know the blessing
for salad dressing...
OK, then shovel some ice
in my drink
Helps septuagenarians go
clink, clink...
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Categories:
waiter, age, drink, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Love Is Fickle
Love is Fickle
There was a young man from Medina
Who had a young wife named Regina
She fell for the waiter
And they left for Decatur
now Regina is nowhere to be seena!
Wednesday, July 31, 2019...
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Categories:
waiter, funny, heartbreak, humor, marriage, murder, romance, true
Form:
Limerick
Shark Soup Du Jour
"Hey, Waiter! There's a shark doing the backstroke in my soup du jour!"
"I wouldn't worry too much about it sir! He won't eat much of it for sure!"
Entry for Anthony Slausen's "Shark In The Soup" Contest...
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Categories:
waiter, fish, food, humorous,
Form:
Couplet