Short Voted Poems

They didn't vote for the Present Dunce 
They voted for a President...

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Long suffering voters

You voted

You got what you 

Voted for...

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we voted for life
    for non-fictional release
       democratic  feast...

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I have not always voted for or agreed with those that became "OUR" president....

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At the polls he was told: "Sir, you've already voted."  He walked away... wondering....

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Insouciance, Arrogance
Haughtiness, Pride
  I voted for 'None of the Above'
  My Faith in the System's died...

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Rand Paul
no one has voted for him at all
back in Kentucky
they're asking why couldn't we have been so lucky....

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if your for real
here's the deal
this is no joke
get voted 
so  we   can
have a love stand
\forever
lets
PULL TOGETHER...

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My favorite job is to stock shelves
Now here is what is a shocker
in High School I was voted most
Likely to become a stocker!...

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first peoples voted nay
(they haven’t much of a say)
Call him chief?
beyond belief!
but they’d sure like his scalp for display...

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Rand Paul
why no one has voted for him at all
is beyond our conjecture
until you are unfortunate enough to go hear him lecture....

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Declared a coffee
it had to stand
And honor all
that made it brand

To say it sat
for just the cause
Of telling others
voted plaus...

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we fixs and did it
so he'll will sit
and plan
praise to the man
and thinks to all
who voted this fall
so he can
have his day and say
HE IS ON HIS WAY...

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Whilst Fauci was counting the dead
Trump's face turned from orange to red,
"Dear God!  Can't you see?
They voted for me!
Take those vaccinated instead!"...

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I've never voted for an abuser 
Nary a criminal or a boozer ~
   Biden versus Trump, wink
   I sit on my rump, think ~  
Now which one is the lesser loser...

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There once was a bully named Ump
With broom handle stuck up his Rump
He bragged, "I'm a rat!"
And they voted for that
As they scavenged for food at the dump....

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Senator Collins represents Maine
Folks back home think she went quite insane
   She voted for Brett
   After quite a short vet
Her senatorial role she maintained...

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My charms excite, my good looks stun
This April, I was voted Hunk of the Month
Not a surprise
Got lovely thighs
A bod to die for, check out me bum...

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Maggie Thatcher, Iron Maiden,
Tory PM, Kinnock hater,*
Left the country problem laden,
Voted in, she turned dictator.

*Neil Kinnock: Leader of the Opposition at the time...

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Now that election results are in
Did anyone you voted for win?
Why does it matter ?
Asked  the Mad Hatter..
Provocateurs they have all been...


For Carolyn's contest......

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We have voted them in on trust
Their campaign is their must
     To break this is a sin
     We have the right to begin
As they disappear in their political disgust...

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For Mayor, Chicago voted for a former teacher
       What'd they get ~ a revival preacher

     As advertised Brandon Johnson's socialistic
       Turns out, he's also spiritualistic...

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Bobby always voted for Trump.
Liberal elitists said he was a chump.
But QAnon proved they are all cannibals.
Besides, they’re all a bunch of radicals.
Bob only cares for MAGA triumphs....

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Trump Not Very Smart

America started to fall apart
Should have a change of heart
Down path don't be ever led
Have voted for Hillary instead
But Trump who is not very smart.

Jim Horn...

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Urge Followed By Surge To Purge

People in Georgia voted with surge;
All of them surely did have an urge;
Blood boiled thinner,
Even a beginner,
After in Georgia performed a purge.

Jim Horn...

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