Short Vince Poems

There once was a fellow named Vince
He was a handsome young prince
But one day he fell
Right into a well
And took a small little rinse...

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whats it like vince neil?to be da daddy peel?hugs with squeals,no deals,cheap 
feels and sowing wheels?huh,maybe i shouldnt ask you.i approve,though....

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There was a young poet from Amherst,
Who planned to marry Vince Pankwurst.
They made vows to wed,
But soon Vince was dead,
For the bell of the town hit him head first....

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Today I’m thankful for Vince Lombardi
whose wisdom about the game of life I shall now attempt to rhyme…
He famously said:
We never lost a game…
We just ran out of time.
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A     poetry  writer  named  Vince
Had  some   lyrics ,and  tried  to  convince
His  young  daughter  to  say
That  rap  had  it's  day 
Now , poor  Pop  is  Hip Hop , ever  since ....

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we're all veggies in the same stew,
simmering with words of joy and pain
something before we never knew
but now as natural as the rain

with Shar, Christy, Rhon, Carol, Vince
and so many,many more
this soup is where I want to be,
for ever, ever more........

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No chicken-egg lore this— not a bit—
Quitters win, nor ever winners quit,
If it fails to convince,
You got to go to Vince,
Win or not in life, face no defeat.
_____________________________
Vince Lombardi, who has a whole book to his credit on the subject 

Tongue-in cheek |11.05.2021|...

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Thanks Vince, I can't hold a tune either...I was even banned from singing in the 
shower!
Sean- Been there already (Listen to Floyd's "Set the Controls For the Heart of the 
Sun"- a song my band was doing in 1970)  PS- if you plan to go to the Sun 
anyway, I strongly suggest you go at night!...

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Far from rare to be sleek
be holy...
if peace be conquered
Be a parable...
conquer life, lest your sins fall
  on earth beware
But be patient
conquer your freedom        




Procul harum este nitidi,
este sanctum...
si vinci pace
parabellum este...
vince vita, ne cadas peccata 
in terris cave...
Patienta tamen
libertae vince...

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The first game was played in California;
LA Coliseum the arena.
Here, you may have a doubt.
The game was not sold out.
This is just some more useless trivia.

The Packers were led by Vince Lombardi.
Hank Stram brought his Chiefs from Kansas City.
In this football showdown
from this West Coast town,
the team from Green Bay won the first trophy....

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I've mentioned the absurdity
We deal with everyday,
If Vince or DJoePappa were president
It wouldn't be that way...

Things might start to make sense,
They sure as hell don't now,
And if I were to witness such,
I swear than then I'd vow...
To vote for them every time
In hopes that sense they'd bring,
And turn this nonsensical nightmare,
Into something to make the bells
once more to ring....

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Sure, Vince,
We're all blessed...
Look at where we were born,
In a land unparalleled in time,
For that we find world scorn...
Let them hoot,  let them holler,
Fast as hell, their hand 
out for a dollar....
We defend people who
don't like us,
They never knew a word
that we call trust...
Let them yap on,
We can leave them in dust...
But on we plod,
Policeman to history....
Even though to us,
It's all a mystery......

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Van Gogh had rescued a starving vampire
Why was he starving I hear you enquire
The answer I think will instil disbelief
When I say that vampire had no pointy teeth

The vampire became Vincent’s most willing aide
Although of course he only worked in the shade
One night he crept from the tomb where he hid
Grabbed a cold beer and he pulled back the lid

Hey Vince, do you fancy a cool pint of beer
Van Gogh shook his head… ‘No fangs, I’ve got one ear.’...

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To Caryl, Patricia, Elaine. Anita, Louise.Crystal, Carol,Heidie, Vince, Frank, 
Rhoda, Judith, Brian, Christy. John, and surely Sharon;
"I'd sing a Julio Iglesias song here, but  there are a couple of guys listed, and I 
don't imagine I'd ever become a "sweetie"!.  So to all, thanks, to all the beautiful 
females, I "Have Gun,Will Travel"!, if you need a rock 'n roller, let me know.!LOL!!!
Quantity discounts availavble.  We accept WICA, GreenStamps,And False 
Promises!!!!!...

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Thank everyone who responded to my daily insanity today.  A few quick notes;
Vince- thank God we have people like you to defend the country, and keep the 
cops from eatting ALL the donuts. You had me rollin'!
Sandra- what seperates the two?  Maybe they are head and tails on the same 
coin.
Sharon- yes, when it comes to Quantum Physics, I too like it in small quantums.
Much of it is counter-intuitive, like most marriages.
Ps- I like my sushi well done.
Happy day to all, tom....

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Sure 'nuff...
We get use'd 'a,
Places we was brought up in,
Seems more natural than not,
Having lived on the outskirts
Of JFK airport,
To fall asleep to the song of
Jumbo jets roaring just overhead...
Most natural to me...
Now it's the country silence
To keep me awake...
Occassional distant train whistle,
On the periphery of sound,
Geese honking choir,
Flying above ground...
Soon I'll love these sounds
that most adore....
Unless I die first...
Of a life now so a bore."...

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