Short Vegetarian Poems
Short Vegetarian Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Vegetarian by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Vegetarian by length and keyword.
O my goodness me ! Seriously !
I'm not going to eat that worm ~
I'm a born again vegetarian !
AP: 1st place 2026
curry tree on yard
makes resident green healthy
plant and help body
-December 24, 2018 Chattogram
//vegetarian//
As I walked down the streets of Laredo
I spied a Mexican hot potato
But better by far
A Cuban cigar
With a spicy Comanche tomato
SOYLENT GREEN
Only a few would try it
Hunger always wins
Vegetarian, it’s claimed
Food for the planet
But made from people
Soylent Green
Yuck!
I once met a girl in a downtown pub
who claimed we had met at a vegetarian club.
But I must insist, indeed implore,
that I had never seen herbivore.
charlotte carrot is her name
though shes not the one to blame
for a grocer came to town
and in greeting lacked a noun
so a veggie brought her fame.
There was a young librarian
Who's strictly vegetarian
For her wheat and Kale makes a meal complete
while her beau needs meat to eat
Says she; now that's just barbarian
Beans and tomatos, carrots,
Onions, garlic, and
Even green beans, chopped so fine;
Salt, chili powder
And basil, divine;
Stewed so well
Pow!
Spicy chicken wings for dinner
I think seriously you'll want to reconsider
~ proposing bitesize toasted tomato sandwiches
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: 2nd place 2025
There was a beef lover under duress
for mocking leeks and watercress
But meat he’s rejected
so he’s now been elected
to give the State Of The Onion Address
Written 3/19/22
Chopped celery carrots and
Peas; corn, green beans, too,
Add garlic and herbs, spinach
So nice; salt and some
Pepper, veggie stock
Some rice, cook
Wow!
Greeness they swollen
Raw or cooked
In a non-meat and non-gluttony way
A truely remarkable act of
Protection of wild life and pets
Maybe a good proposal for
A future memorial day
Vegetarian fox invited new friends to tea
His old ones had disappeared rather suddenly.
After they were drugged, he remembered he was a carnivore.
He ran to get barbeque sauce from the fox next door.
I am a new found vegetarian
no longer supporting any barbarian
the task at first seemed gargantuan
but now I think it's all in hand
enjoying what I once deemed bland
reaping not meating from the land.
©John-Ovan.P.Hull
I'm a vegetarian, so I'm not sure why I'm writing insensitive poems like this.
Take a pineapple and a duck.
One you chop and one you pluck.
Say a prayer that they had to die,
and throw them in the wok to fry.
As a vegetarian, you'll be safe from beef cattle
Rather than attack, they'll ask for a game of Scrabble
Charming as that is
Don't trust their antics
They'll moo you till you tear up then chop on your ankles
I don’t like to eat my veggies
No carrots, beans, or peas.
And I don’t like to eat any salad
It’s full of gross green leaves.
I just don’t like the dirt
And all the bugs they’re carryin’.
All this wouldn’t matter….
But I’m a vegetarian!
[ H/T to Robert Gorelick's Honored Vegetarian ]
Lacking layer or nuance or zeal,
He’ll be trying to make an appeal;
With crying and tears,
He’ll review the year,
And complain he was sliced a raw deal.
Mary had a little lamb,
Her Father shot it dead.
Then it went to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Mary came home from school one day,
And declared she is now a vegetarian.
She considers, she then went on to say,
Anyone that eats meat is a barbarian.
He Had Been A Humanitarian
Had been a natural born humanitarian;
Never ate meat and was a vegetarian;
What a wonder;
Spell are under;
A great and gorgeous good Samaritan.
Jim Horn
You can make any comments that
you want to and so desire. Does
this sound like you?
Oh please be kind friendly chef,
not a menu I have ever met;
Sneaky little salmon,
meal ruined with abandon;
There’s absolutely nothing left;
Tasty avocado crunch,
seeking a vegetarian lunch;
Sneaky little salmon,
meal ruined with abandon;
Not part of my diet, sucker punch.
I'm wondering about our secret selves -
The vegetarian smoker
The isolationist who speaks Cantonese
The soldier with the peace sign
The blue collar millionaires
The conservative who dares
The scientist who prays
The vagabond who stays
There's more to all of us than what we seem
Form:
Viv touted herself vegetarian
Felt her clean stance rendered her better than
Flesh chew friends got suspicious
Fin lipped Viv smelt of fishes
Sought protein right from her aquarium
2nd September 2020
Life is beautiful?
Tell me another lie.
Life is just life taking life so life doesn't die.
Whether you are a meat eater or a vegetarian,
you are destroying life so that you can go on living,
because in order for one single life to survive,
thousands of other lives are required to die.
Life is not beautiful.
Life is a lie.
Listen to poem:
fighting for rights
that are god given
it's a jungle out there
all that bitterness and hate
what is wrong with a world
where so much evil lurks
greed at its heart
it's dog eat dog
and I'm a vegetarian
we could be in the garden of eden
if we all just got along but no ~
it's a jungle out there
AP: 3rd place 2021