Short Vegetarian Poems

KILLER
You are a killer-
Vegetarian or not-
You eat - smash insects...

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You confess 
you are vegetarian
but, why do you chew my heart 
time and again...

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“mandoline haiku”


from vegetarian to vegan

it’s out of tune

used no longer for cheese...

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Winter’s cold so sharp
Meets a hot bowl of chili;
Cuddle-comfort food.
...

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Me, the contrarian, 
	hardcore vegetarian,
Would rather eat wombat snouts
	than brussels sprouts....

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She is vegetarian; 
But, 
When it comes to
My skin, 
My lips, and 
My chin, 
She is carnivore....

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Happiness is a world at peace
without crime or disease
where everyone is a vegetarian
and lives to be a centenarian....

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my Irish
grandfather
was a
butcher

though i
never met
him he was
alive

when
  i
   became
     vegetarian...

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curry tree on yard
makes resident green healthy
plant and help body


-December 24, 2018 Chattogram 




//vegetarian//...

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As I walked down the streets of Laredo
I spied a Mexican hot potato
But better by far
A Cuban cigar
With a spicy Comanche tomato...

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charlotte carrot is her name

though shes not the one to blame

for a grocer came to town

and in greeting lacked a noun

so a veggie brought her fame.
...

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There was a young librarian
Who's strictly vegetarian
For her wheat and Kale makes a meal complete
while her beau needs meat to eat
Says she; now that's just barbarian...

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Beans and tomatos, carrots,
Onions, garlic, and
Even green beans, chopped so fine;
Salt, chili powder
And basil, divine;
Stewed so well
Pow!
...

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There was a beef lover under duress
for mocking leeks and watercress
But meat he’s rejected
so he’s now been elected
to give the State Of The Onion Address

Written 3/19/22...

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Chopped celery carrots and
Peas; corn, green beans, too,
Add garlic and herbs, spinach
So nice; salt and some
Pepper, veggie stock
Some rice, cook
Wow!...

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Greeness they swollen
Raw or cooked
In a non-meat and non-gluttony way
A truely remarkable act of
Protection of wild life and pets
Maybe a good proposal for
A future memorial day...

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Vegetarian fox invited new friends to tea
His old ones had disappeared rather suddenly.
After they were drugged, he remembered he was a carnivore.
He ran to get barbeque sauce from the fox next door....

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I am a new found vegetarian
no longer supporting any barbarian
the task at first seemed gargantuan
but now I think it's all in hand
enjoying what I once deemed bland
reaping not meating from the land.
©John-Ovan.P.Hull...

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As a vegetarian, you'll be safe from beef cattle
Rather than attack, they'll ask for a game of Scrabble
Charming as that is
Don't trust their antics
They'll moo you till you tear up then chop on your ankles...

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I don’t like to eat my veggies
No carrots, beans, or peas.
And I don’t like to eat any salad
It’s full of gross green leaves.
I just don’t like the dirt
And all the bugs they’re carryin’.
All this wouldn’t matter….
But I’m a vegetarian!...

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[ H/T to Robert Gorelick's Honored Vegetarian ]

Lacking layer or nuance or zeal,
He’ll be trying to make an appeal;
With crying and tears,
He’ll review the year,
And complain he was sliced a raw deal.
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Mary had a little lamb,
Her Father shot it dead.
Then it went to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Mary came home from school one day,
And declared she is now a vegetarian.
She considers, she then went on to say, 
Anyone that eats meat is a barbarian.
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He Had Been A Humanitarian

Had been a natural born humanitarian;
Never ate meat and was a vegetarian;
What a wonder;
Spell are under;
A great and gorgeous good Samaritan.

Jim Horn

You can make any comments that
you want to and so desire. Does
this sound like you?...

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Oh please be kind friendly chef,
not a menu  I have ever met; 
Sneaky little salmon,
meal ruined with abandon;
There’s absolutely nothing left;

Tasty avocado crunch, 
seeking a vegetarian lunch;
Sneaky little salmon,
meal ruined with abandon;
Not part of my diet, sucker punch....

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I'm wondering about our secret selves - 

The vegetarian smoker

The isolationist who speaks Cantonese

The soldier with the peace sign

The blue collar millionaires
The conservative who dares

The scientist who prays
The vagabond who stays

There's more to all of us than what we seem...

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