David Crandall Poet Rhyme

Recipe for Pineapple Fried Duck

I'm a vegetarian, so I'm not sure why I'm writing insensitive poems like this.  

Take a pineapple and a duck.
One you chop and one you pluck.
Say a prayer that they had to die,
and throw them in the wok to fry.

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Gershon Wolf February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM Glad you copyrighted this recipe, David. Let me know when it makes you rich and famous, ok?... Meanwhile, stick to that day job, ya hear?

Paula Goldsmith February 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM This is way toooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. Some how I could see you doing this. Hope it was a good dinner..... Have a fun day/weekend  writing away............... David Crandall February 7, 2026 at 9:18 AM haha, glad you liked it. I just realized I made a mistake in this recipe/poem. Should be "One you CHOP, one you pluck.", not "FRY". Anyway, next time you make the recipe, now you can do it correctly - lol.