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A Vegetarian

As a vegetarian, you'll be safe from beef cattle Rather than attack, they'll ask for a game of Scrabble Charming as that is Don't trust their antics They'll moo you till you tear up then chop on your ankles

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Date: 10/22/2019 12:51:00 PM
That's worrying, won't ever look at a cow in the same light.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/22/2019 1:01:00 PM
Me too! LOL But cows know that growing up that they're only here for man's consumption! Sorry cows! :(

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