Honored Vegetarian

There was a beef lover under duress
for mocking leeks and watercress
But meat he’s rejected
so he’s now been elected
to give the State Of The Onion Address

Written 3/19/22
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Boles Avatar
March 23, 2022 at 5:22 PM
I didn't wanna stop laughing 'cause I was afraid I'd start crying. A+++ funny!!! Thank you R.G.!...ab
Gorelick Avatar
April 12, 2022 at 6:38 PM
I'm glad I finally made the grade! Thanks ab
Hankins Avatar
March 19, 2022 at 8:16 PM
Superb! (LOL)
Gorelick Avatar
March 20, 2022 at 4:05 PM
Thanks Milton, Robert
Wolf Avatar
March 19, 2022 at 8:15 PM
I'm in tears laughing at this one, Robert. Great!! ~ gw
Gorelick Avatar
March 20, 2022 at 4:06 PM
Onion power! Thanks, Gershon
Dietrich Avatar
March 19, 2022 at 3:44 PM
this is AWESOME limerick humor. Love it
Gorelick Avatar
March 20, 2022 at 4:05 PM
Thank you, Andrea for your generous comment. Robert
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