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Honored Vegetarian

There was a beef lover under duress for mocking leeks and watercress But meat he’s rejected so he’s now been elected to give the State Of The Onion Address Written 3/19/22

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Date: 3/23/2022 5:22:00 PM
I didn't wanna stop laughing 'cause I was afraid I'd start crying. A+++ funny!!! Thank you R.G.!...ab
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 4/12/2022 6:38:00 PM
I'm glad I finally made the grade! Thanks ab
Date: 3/19/2022 8:16:00 PM
Superb! (LOL)
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/20/2022 4:05:00 PM
Thanks Milton, Robert
Date: 3/19/2022 8:15:00 PM
I'm in tears laughing at this one, Robert. Great!! ~ gw
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/20/2022 4:06:00 PM
Onion power! Thanks, Gershon
Date: 3/19/2022 3:44:00 PM
this is AWESOME limerick humor. Love it
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 3/20/2022 4:05:00 PM
Thank you, Andrea for your generous comment. Robert

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