Short Tom Poems
Short Tom Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tom by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tom by length and keyword.
There once was a man named Tom.
He carried on a plane a bomb.
Then taken away,
Was fed only hay,
And sent all the way to 'Nam.
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PEEPING TOM
Jack and Tom share the same foe
They run from Carver's deathblow
Carver delivers
giblets and slivers
eaten with a fine Bordeaux!
Hey Mister Tom Cunningham,
You are definitely the man,
Your poetic talents reaching far,
Your taste buds tantalized by a
Marmite jar!
all i see is tail
closer i get to window
we have a face off
squirrels have no nerve
their daring little creatures
who fear nothing
Jane could ride
Jane could shoot and fire,
Dressing in men's attire,
Through her glass ceiling broke free-
Labelled..then..a calamity.
If you should hear Tom Selleck spout
His irritating, "It turns out..."
It isn't a fluke
Just gobbledygook
Intended to smother your doubt
Tom had to empty his bladder
The path was blocked by an adder
"Just Russians" it hissed
But Tom never missed
And now that adder is madder
MY TOM CAT TOM
My Tom Cat Tom
Now sings the 33rd Psalm
For although curiosity kills the cat
T’was the Fed-Ex truck that squished Tom flat
Tom Tom the pipers son
Made all the girls pregnant except for one
She was strange
A man that had a sex change
So he married her just for fun
See Tom
SEE tom run see tom run
See the bus run see tom
See tom run for the bus
See the bus run from tom
Tom is late for work anon
Squirrel plays and shakes
a fist atop the bluebird box....
twelve round stones
Blue feathers strown
empty nesting box today...
old man Tom rest
When Tom Sawyer opened his boutique
His first ad caused people to scoff
The wording caused the bad critique
It said, "Tom Sawyer panties half off!"
Peeping Tom
To have a
lengthy stalk neck is a
wish Peeping Tom makes when he
blows out candles on
cakes on
his solo birthday celebration.
We say goodbye to Thomas Moore
Whose diligence raised funds galore.
This national hero rose to fame
Whilst pacing with his zimmer frame.
26.01.2022
Tom Tom was the son of a piper
But here’s where the story gets riper
His dad, so they say
Could lay pipe night and day
Of his women, there wasn’t a griper
Putin will not come to Soup Creek
Because someone called him a freak
But Trump says, "Don't worry!
Putin's in an hurry
To study Tom's Marmite technique!"
O Vinegar Tom
your belly is long
your head is of ox
your body is dog
you live with a witch
do Devilish bids
you dance to her song
O Vinegar Tom
I know a smart fella called Tom,
On the ice, he wouldn't last long!
A flip, or a twist,
A broken leg or wrist.
On the ice, he shouldn't have gone!
Cat and mouse Tom and Jerry
forever chasing through the library
they’re really true blue best of friends
though both refuse to make amends
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Sometimes i feel
Like the cartoon
Tom & Jerry
At times
I am the cat purring toying with a mice
And sometimes
The mouse playing with the cat
Know what i mean Dave
Tom Petty, artistically free,
Voice of Lucky Kleinschmidt, King of the Hill
Creator of Rickenbacker 660/12TP guitar
With his signature gray top hat
American Girl, I won’t back down
There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
Lately, no funny new lims
Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO
His computer's been infected with ROM!
there was a young cat named Dom
who every spring chased the queens with aplomb
one day he was taken to the vet
and lost his best asset
and now Dom is no longer a Tom
I won a lunch for two with Tom Sawyer
And there he was waiting in the foyer
He wore his best old straw hat
But was told "You can't wear that"
Good thing I'm a hayseed defense lawyer