Lunch With Tom Sawyer

I won a lunch for two with Tom Sawyer
And there he was waiting in the foyer 
  He wore his best old straw hat
  But was told "You can't wear that" 
Good thing I'm a hayseed defense lawyer

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 5/8/2020 12:34:00 AM
G'day Gershon … it's what is below the hat that matters, but I guess a farmer in the city doesn't fit in well - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/8/2020 3:16:00 PM
Below the hat and above the neck, I love Huck and Tom a bushel and a peck! :) w
Date: 5/6/2020 6:16:00 AM
Hayseed! Hey! This is an Iowa-Missouri-Kansas term! They know "hayseed" in Illinois? In Chicago? Wow! I lived there 9 years and never heard it.
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Date: 5/6/2020 2:55:00 PM
Nah! We didn't know from 'hayseeds' 'til we watched 'Beverly Hillbillies.' :) gw
Date: 5/5/2020 6:49:00 PM
Lucky for Tom ~ barefoot characters have rights too!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/5/2020 8:35:00 PM
Barefoot's no problem; it's that old beat-up straw hat. lol. Thanks, Line!
Date: 5/5/2020 1:02:00 PM
ha ha ha very witty:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/5/2020 3:27:00 PM
Hey, thanks Jan!
Date: 5/5/2020 9:53:00 AM
Gershon, The best Consiglieri know their charges, keep their secrets, and appreciate the hats they wear. -Richard
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/5/2020 3:25:00 PM
You lost me... I 'm heading for the lost and found. lol. Thanks!
Date: 5/5/2020 6:02:00 AM
Das is funny! Enjoyed :))) xomo
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/5/2020 3:22:00 PM
Das is gut, fraulein. -- Herr Twain
Date: 5/5/2020 12:53:00 AM
LOve the subject theme, it is different, and funny..Love it. Harry
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/5/2020 3:21:00 PM
Thanks for the enthusiasm, Harry! Peace and Joy, gw
Date: 5/4/2020 11:25:00 PM
I can just picture Tom Sawyer and that hayseed defense lawyer-bet he won the case, too. Delightful limerick, Gershon.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/5/2020 3:20:00 PM
I'll bet you're right, Evelyn. ~ Aunt Polly
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