Tom Sawyers Boutique

When Tom Sawyer opened his boutique 
His first ad caused people to scoff
The wording caused the bad critique
It said, "Tom Sawyer panties half off!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Rodrigues Avatar
September 1, 2018 at 9:06 AM
LOL!
Adams Avatar
September 1, 2018 at 10:22 AM
Thank you Kim!..........80)
Laurie Avatar
August 31, 2018 at 10:32 PM
G'day Pat … very witty. Depending on customer patronage, I guess the owner of the 'ad' would be judged - loved it - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
September 1, 2018 at 10:24 AM
I believe you are right!! Thanks for commenting Lindsay!!..80)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 8:12 PM
Lol! I'm not looking ;)
Adams Avatar
August 29, 2018 at 3:27 PM
Thanks Maureen. Sad part is, it was a really good price for panties! That's what I heard I mean....I never bought any as far as anyone knows.....ok never mind!......80)
Bauer Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 6:29 PM
ha! very funny, pat...
Adams Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 7:32 PM
Thanks Ilene!.80)
Faulkner Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 1:49 PM
We have a fish monger in our town and on his store there's a big sign that says 'We Have Crabs!' I'll let you write the punch line for that!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 8:12 PM
LOL!
Adams Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 7:31 PM
I guess they are itching to get rid of them HUH??...80)
Allison Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 9:50 AM
very clever word play Pat lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 7:31 PM
Thanks Jan!....80)
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