Short Toledo Poems

There once was a young man from Toledo
Who fast needed to rent a tuxedo
He went in
Was too thin
Suit hung on him like a cloth gazebo...

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There once a short man from Toledo.
His old car needed gas he did think so.
He took a match
Gave it a scratch
Looked in tank blew him down to Tampico....

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A swindler who frequents Toledo
has Fools Are Born To Be Canned as his credo
Scamming the mob by mistake
he made a hasty break
He now fences had soap in Escondido
2/7/22...

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A dapper old fellow from Toledo
Possessed a super active libido
Searching for a bride
Then, losing his stride
Finally gave up wearing his speedo.


Written April 27, 2021...

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So much for the lady from Toledo
She had oodles of available dough
She slipped quietly away
One beautiful spring-like day
And, I hear she has another poor beau.

written June 14, 2021...

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C-hoose
H-eavenly
R-ighteousness
I-n
S-eeking
T-he
O-nly
P-romised
H-ome
E-arnestly
R-eturning

T-o
O-mnipotent
L-ord
E-ven
D-uring
O-bscurity

Topic: Birthday of Christopher Toledo (February 14) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There was an old chap from Toledo

Who took meds for his bad libido

One pill made him fast!

Two pills helped him last!

With three, he surpassed a torpedo !!



            



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A girl with excessive libido
Was walking the streets of Toledo
A sailor she found
She said, "for a pound
Please sir, can I see your torpedo?"




A New Bawdy Or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest placed 3rd
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date wrote: 18th February 2022

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It's Spain's Toledo in Castile at times of Reconquest 
The pic of history entails both love and war along with Jewish people drama zest 
My fellow Jews, who are advisers to the kings, - to you I issue my advise: 
Please read this book and hide your daughters from king's eyes, 
Or otherwise, so much to your surprise, 
In vanity pursuit and lack of humbling you will find your own family demise....

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A Con-man's way out
Only in cases of emergency
Like the fire axe behind the glass
Only this is more deadly
Way more sketchy
Die with the lie
A mark gets wise
Gets hip to the jive
Catches on
Smells the cheese getting stinky
Eyes shift as reality comes to light
Make a decision!
 is about to get hinky!
Confidence is gone and it's time to fly
Make like some titties and bounce
Only one way out!
The Toledo Panic Button!...

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I knew of a man from Toledo,
Who laid on the beach in a Speedo,
No muscles he had,
It really was sad,
He had no physique nor libido.

He watched all the slim, pretty girls,
The ones with their hair in small curls,
But nothing he felt,
Down south of his belt,
He saw them as oysters, not pearls.

But that's when he saw pretty Lucy,
The sight of her frame made him goosey,
Libido is back,
They're both in the sack,
The rest of this story's too juicy!...

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