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Diarrhetic's Lament

Here I sit, thinking away
  On the toilet seat half the day

It takes me so long to finish my needs
  ~ All my thoughts down the hole I pee
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021


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Date: 1/3/2021 5:46:00 PM
haha, and here is one I saw scrawled on an outdoor toilet place one time at a park: "I came here to sit and think, but all I did was sh** and Stink. heehee, That silly poem always stayed with me!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/3/2021 6:01:00 PM
Ha, ha! I guess it stayed with me too, Andrea, as I recognized it instantly. Great minds think alike, I guess... 'Nuff said there. Here's to indoor plumbing! :) gw
Date: 1/3/2021 2:39:00 PM
You did not! I would have expected this from Jan, but I thought you were a little more refined. Ha!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/3/2021 5:09:00 PM
I did! And I did it without consulting with Jan first. lol... And as for me being refined, I guess you'll have to topple me from off of that pedestal and put me on the potty! ~ Toilet Tush
Date: 1/3/2021 11:29:00 AM
Hello Gershon, that was funny. Thank you for the laughter. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 1/4/2021 3:18:00 PM
Hello Gershon, yes I did have a good laugh. Thank you. Enjoy your evening my friend.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/3/2021 5:06:00 PM
Glad to read that you laughed over this one, Darlene. Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 1/3/2021 2:32:00 AM
Hahaha this one made me laugh. Thanks.Enjoy your day
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/3/2021 5:05:00 PM
Always glad to see laughter... makes the world go around. Warmest wishes, Gershon
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