Diarrhetic's Lament

Here I sit, thinking away
  On the toilet seat half the day

It takes me so long to finish my needs
  ~ All my thoughts down the hole I pee

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Andrea Dietrich

January 3, 2021 at 5:46 PM

haha, and here is one I saw scrawled on an outdoor toilet place one time at a park: "I came here to sit and think, but all I did was sh** and Stink. heehee, That silly poem always stayed with me!!

Gershon Wolf

January 3, 2021 at 6:01 PM

Ha, ha! I guess it stayed with me too, Andrea, as I recognized it instantly. Great minds think alike, I guess... 'Nuff said there. Here's to indoor plumbing! :) gw

Caren Krutsinger

January 3, 2021 at 2:39 PM

You did not! I would have expected this from Jan, but I thought you were a little more refined. Ha!

Gershon Wolf

January 3, 2021 at 5:09 PM

I did! And I did it without consulting with Jan first. lol... And as for me being refined, I guess you'll have to topple me from off of that pedestal and put me on the potty! ~ Toilet Tush