Short To Boot Poems

whole game had to boot
ran away with all the loot
would think he was cute...

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Arise super moon blue

August's second full moon
is a rare gem
blue, big to boot
the blues buster bash...

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A young Koala named Joey
had an upset stomach ohwie.
	She fed him poop soup,
	a poothie to boot.
Now he is handsome and showy!
...

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All in on the last spin.
Tropical fruit wins.
With Antigua to boot
Trip cruise, swimsuit.
America's favorite game.
They win Alotta loot....

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oh sleep now brother
you are so cute
for each night you'll awake our mother
to boot




karen croft
brotherly love contest
may7,2011...

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Be an angel:  They are so cute
And totally sinless to boot
Anything but like a devil
Spreading wickedness and evil
Please then let that compute!...

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a cocky young shooter called Bill
believed no one could rival his skill
alas it was liquor
that proved to be quicker
as they loaded him off to boot hill....

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My rhino can play the flute
And is good at the maracas to boot
Alas he is quite forlorn
For his flute bangs into his horn
So now he has a saxophone to toot...

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On the west coast
Golden fields of Corn
Thrive in the sun
240 segments
17 shepperd dogs
rabbit just to boot
Feedin all those animals
Really must be a hoot...

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Topsy Turvy Tomato
Finally yielded some fruit
I get exercise to boot
For I have to get on my knees
And sometimes lie down to beg please
Release the tomato to me...

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John the Baptist in a camel hair "suit"
Girded with a leather belt to boot
On a steady diet of wild honey and locusts
It's a wonder he was able to maintain his focus...

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Were Wise Old Owl

What if I were a wise old owl?
And on face you could find a scowl
Never would give a hoot
At who I had to boot
Then give them a crying towel.

Jim Horn...

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Lawyers want money to buy a new suit
Thieves with a rolex and evil to boot
They're as crooked as can be
They all need buried at sea
That's where they'd be but I just don't pollute...

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Son: Would you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich... that's rich!
That one's a hoot
Pretty clever to boot
Don't scratch if the damn thing don't itch!...

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Son: Would you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich... that's rich!
That one's a hoot
Pretty clever to boot
Don't scratch if the damn thing don't itch!...

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Son: Would you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich... that's really rich!
It's a total hoot
And clever to boot
Got a million of 'em to keep you enriched...

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there's soup
make to boot
there hot oatmeal
a breakfast deal
than you hop  to pork chop
with mean collard green
this food to be strong
to carry on for this reason
this is
SOUL FOOD SEASON...

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Got abdominal pains, could mean a poop
Take heed or you'll soon be poopin' in your suit
Something to avoid
A gigantic asteroid
Sometimes accompanied by a big log to boot...

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The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with flaws here and there...

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The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with minor flaws here and there...

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dear self, 
     please try & do your best
to refrain from stretching your
arms up far & wide whilst in a
room that has low ceilings &
a ceiling fan to boot.

sincerely,

the fingers on your right hand...

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The Soup's a great place to get away from it all
From life's wee hassles and occasional hairballs
Great peeps to boot
What a big hoot
Sitting in the sunshine under my pretty parasol...

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The Soup's a great place to get away from it all
From life's wee hassles and occasional hairballs
Great peeps to boot
What a big hoot
Sitting in the sunshine under my pretty parasol...

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Pets are hilarious to watch on television
Their reaction to things are unpredictably awesome
Instantaneous and cute
Quite lovable to boot
They crack me up with their strange fetishism...

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What is happiness I hear you ask pray say?
Is it material content or is that just here say
Is it maybe truth divine with a satire to boot
Or is it not unconditional love so astute?
Say pray tell for me who know not?...

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