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Short Tequila Poems

Short Tequila Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tequila by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tequila by length and keyword.


Tequila Mockingbird

I love to go boozin' with Susan
(My Spanish just adds to confusion)
Trump's Vanity Wall
Is helping us all
Experience tequila fusion!
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Dream

Dream what you will. Fill it with deep impart. Keep it prime within your heart. Make it the tequila, not the lime!
Form: Rhyme

Lime Rick

there once was a poet named Richard
who drank tequila by the pitcher
from sources of an insider
he used to be Dee Snider
cut his hair and quit Twisted Sister
Form: Limerick

Grandma Dalila

She is a funny fella, Grandma Dalila Played the sports kinect with a drink tequila Now posted in U-tube, has now 1089 hits Bet how funny she felt playing this!
Form: Clerihew

Quick Freestyle

I'm barely staying alive 
Staying alive for sorrow
Together we for tomorrow 
Mixing tears with tequila

Sippin on the tequila
And I hope to see ya
I'd hate to be ya
Adios!
rap
Form: Rhyme


An Upside Down World

I built an upside down snow man in pose
I drank too much tequila I s'pose
I built him on high ground
But next morning he drowned
As his melt had run into his nose

12/24/2017
Form: Limerick

Premium Member One Tequila

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Tis the season for upchucking from every pore From singing off key To removing dungarees Picking up chickies with attributes galore
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Munching On Munchies

Once knew a gal from Geneva Downed the biggest glass of tequila Stripped down to her undies While munching on munchies Next day she claimed she had amnesia © Jack Ellison 2015
Form: Limerick

Enthralled

Spice
Spanish Harlem
 Tequila under sunset
Sweet/salty spice
Margarita
Sin
Tango
Salsa
I dipped my umbrella
Sweaty ambiance
Face flushed
Feel you
Peircing eyes
Desire
I dipped my umbrella
Form:

The Six Shooter

They say it won the West, or lost it to a faster draw
                               Made most men brave. even a coward or two
                            Yes Sir, six shots of tequila and they all hit the floor
© Danny Nunn  Create an image from this poem.
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Naughty Ham

The Church of Four Hundred Rabbits*
Needs Vows of Silence from blab-its
The Altar wine
Is so divine
That monks and priests probe loose habits

*Prior to Lockdown, Nottingham's
400 Rabbits Tequila Bar 
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Yee Haw Let's Party

Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza Maybe dance in the moonlight While trying to remain upright In spite of downing six servings of tequila
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Upside-Down Ketchup Bottle

Who was first to think of upside-down ketchup bottles The solution to ketchup's slow journey from the bottom A brilliant idea Deserves a tequila Plus a dog smothered in upside-down sauce so awesome
Form: Limerick

Sitting With Winnie

Sitting with Winnie

Running from MiMi in polka dots 
Makes me giggle at haughty tots
Who don’t want to use their potty pots.
I’m now thinking of tequila shots
And other things I oughta nots.

       ~ Judy Bausch
Form: Rhyme

A Pinch of Salt

Take life with a pinch of salt
So the old adage goes
So follow the advice
Take it from one who knows
Take life with a pinch of salt
Take it from a wise fella
Just follow it with a slice of lemon
And a good shot of tequila
Form:

Tequila

I just want to be held.
To feel your body pressed against mine.
To feel your heart beat.
To feel your life.
Warm, soft, and unbelievably strong.
Held firmly.
With a strong sense of security.
I just want to be held,
By you.
Form:

Ensenada '00

Mexican beaches of brown
and endless tequila shots.
We are the young expanding life,
while the dead dog rots.
My pockets are bloated with cash,
as the infested streets heave.
I jump aboard the grey tin bus,
glad I had choice to leave
Form:

Premium Member Yee Haw Let's Party

Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza Maybe dance in the moonlight While trying to remain upright In spite of downing six bottles of tequila © Jack Ellison 2015
Form: Limerick

Pancho Villa

Some say that he was the "Robin Hood" for the poor in Old Mexico
                  Others say he was a tequila drinking horse thief, murderer to boot
          One night on my great grand father's ranch in New Mexico, Villa stole their horses
© Danny Nunn  Create an image from this poem.
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A Sweaty Young Man

He came riding in from Coahuila
A sweaty young man with a thirst intense
He drank a whole quart of raw tequila
Neither he nor his hoss have been seen since -
Please watch for Fred and his hoss is Sheila 

November 4, 2016
For Contest 5 line Max
Form: Rhyme

Similes For An Apathetic Perspective

the words sting on the way down
burn my throat 
like tequila without a chaser
and slosh in the belly of my soul

"I don't want you anymore"

awaken the dull ache
salt the wound that never heals
but like rain on a cloudy day
it's a familiar feeling
© Essie Wixs  Create an image from this poem.

Pass the Tequila But Don'T Spill the Passion

I find it to be quite sexy
The rhythm to which your hair swings
When you softly run your fingers through
It is but only a reverie to yearn
To see many happy, shiny faces
With a striking quality such as yours
And to drink of your lips
Within the wake of the moon
Form: Verse

The Great Divide

She is far too Left.

Once I thought I saw her lurch
to the Right -
it might have been
too much tequila.

She eats fancy ice creams
and does not care to share.
Generally speaking
she is against everything.

Politics came between us:
His name was Nigel.

Prayer For the Priests of Mexico City

Prayer for the Priests of Mexico City


July in the streets 
of Mexico City:
One of the women 
one never would marry.
One of the women one sees 
for an hour, for an evening.
Taco, tequila, 
tequila with lemon.
Christ keep the priests
of Mexico City.


Donal Mahoney

tequila is better than tea

I may not be your cup of tea
But I am your tenth shot of tequila.
We are made to be together
One way or another.
Peacefully or completely unhinged:
We fit together like two lost pieces
Of a jigsaw puzzle.
One way or another… 
I will be your tenth shot of tequila,
Will you be mine?

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