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One Tequila

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
Tis the season for upchucking from every pore
From singing off key
To removing dungarees
Picking up chickies with attributes galore

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/23/2017 10:41:00 AM Tequila's my vehicle of choice//when I want an obnoxious voice//but I get unaware//when I go there//in my imaginary Rolls Royce Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/23/2017 2:15:00 PM Thought you were a mover and a shaker!!! NO??? Son Scottie has a Porsche but it'a 8 years old!!! ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SUNSHINE???

Silent One Date: 12/23/2017 9:21:00 AM For Xmas Jack loves his tequilla, gives him courage to feella feella. Makes him feel butch, when he drinks too much, sadly he runs out of Moolah Login to Reply Silent One Date: 12/23/2017 9:43:00 AM Hahaha... who need moolah then.... Jack Ellison Date: 12/23/2017 9:30:00 AM When that happens I just drink other people's! They're so plastered they never know!!!

Silent One Date: 12/23/2017 9:16:00 AM Be careful will all that tequilla Jack! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/23/2017 9:27:00 AM It's non-alcoholic!!! Us Canadians as a nation abstain!!!

Eve Roper Date: 12/23/2017 9:10:00 AM hahaha, Jack , I love it :) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/23/2017 9:25:00 AM Trust me to be naughty eh... it's in my jeans so to speak!!! Merry Christmas dear Eve!!! xxx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 12/23/2017 7:08:00 AM I bet you're a hoot to party with Pops :) Have you ever tried tequila with a clamato chaser? Party in your mouth! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/23/2017 7:22:00 AM Is this something you've tried? If yes, did you hurt yourself??? LOL A party in the mouth... yee haw! xxx Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 12/23/2017 7:10:00 AM ...predictive text says clamatis, I'm sure that and tequila would lend a dizzying drunk ;p