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One Tequila

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Tis the season for upchucking from every pore From singing off key To removing dungarees Picking up chickies with attributes galore

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/23/2017 10:41:00 AM

Tequila's my vehicle of choice//when I want an obnoxious voice//but I get unaware//when I go there//in my imaginary Rolls Royce

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 2:15:00 PM

Thought you were a mover and a shaker!!! NO??? Son Scottie has a Porsche but it'a 8 years old!!! ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SUNSHINE???

Silent One

Date: 12/23/2017 9:21:00 AM

For Xmas Jack loves his tequilla, gives him courage to feella feella. Makes him feel butch, when he drinks too much, sadly he runs out of Moolah

Silent One
Date: 12/23/2017 9:43:00 AM

Hahaha... who need moolah then....

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 9:30:00 AM

When that happens I just drink other people's! They're so plastered they never know!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/23/2017 9:16:00 AM

Be careful will all that tequilla Jack!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 9:27:00 AM

It's non-alcoholic!!! Us Canadians as a nation abstain!!!

Eve Roper

Date: 12/23/2017 9:10:00 AM

hahaha, Jack , I love it :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 9:25:00 AM

Trust me to be naughty eh... it's in my jeans so to speak!!! Merry Christmas dear Eve!!! xxx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 12/23/2017 7:08:00 AM

I bet you're a hoot to party with Pops :) Have you ever tried tequila with a clamato chaser? Party in your mouth!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/23/2017 7:22:00 AM

Is this something you've tried? If yes, did you hurt yourself??? LOL A party in the mouth... yee haw! xxx

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 12/23/2017 7:10:00 AM

...predictive text says clamatis, I'm sure that and tequila would lend a dizzying drunk ;p