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One Tequila

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Tis the season for upchucking from every pore From singing off key To removing dungarees Picking up chickies with attributes galore
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Flats Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 10:41 AM
Tequila's my vehicle of choice//when I want an obnoxious voice//but I get unaware//when I go there//in my imaginary Rolls Royce
Ellison Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 2:15 PM
Thought you were a mover and a shaker!!! NO??? Son Scottie has a Porsche but it'a 8 years old!!! ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SUNSHINE???
One Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 9:21 AM
For Xmas Jack loves his tequilla, gives him courage to feella feella. Makes him feel butch, when he drinks too much, sadly he runs out of Moolah
One Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 9:43 AM
Hahaha... who need moolah then....
Ellison Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 9:30 AM
When that happens I just drink other people's! They're so plastered they never know!!!
One Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 9:16 AM
Be careful will all that tequilla Jack!
Ellison Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 9:27 AM
It's non-alcoholic!!! Us Canadians as a nation abstain!!!
Roper Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 9:10 AM
hahaha, Jack , I love it :)
Ellison Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 9:25 AM
Trust me to be naughty eh... it's in my jeans so to speak!!! Merry Christmas dear Eve!!! xxx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 7:08 AM
I bet you're a hoot to party with Pops :) Have you ever tried tequila with a clamato chaser? Party in your mouth!
Ellison Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 7:22 AM
Is this something you've tried? If yes, did you hurt yourself??? LOL A party in the mouth... yee haw! xxx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
December 23, 2017 at 7:10 AM
...predictive text says clamatis, I'm sure that and tequila would lend a dizzying drunk ;p
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