Short Swearing Poems
Short Swearing Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Swearing by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Swearing by length and keyword.
Swearing (Shakespeare)
No profanity please. Even Shakespeare swore....
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Categories:
swearing, on writing and words
Form:
Epigram
About Swearing
I wrote this Haiku
It has swear words in it
Not too hard to spot...
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Categories:
swearing, word play,
Form:
Haiku
Queen of Hearts
On
croquet lawn,
a coldhearted queen
swearing heads will come
off...
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Categories:
swearing, books, writing,
Form:
Cinquain
Swearing (Cinquain)
Swearing
Words of spite
Unattractive pattern
Abusive system of control
Mean words...
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Categories:
swearing, education,
Form:
Cinquain
Resolution
The year is over so I promise,
in fact insistently I swear,
I will not drink, deceive or gamble
or swear....
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Categories:
swearing, hope, new year, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Traffic
Amidst the rising smog,
the pulsing red lights,
and the sound of horns and swearing,
I collide with enlightenment....
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Categories:
swearing, adventure, angst, freedom, happiness, inspirational, introspection, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
Rude Customer
A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed...
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Categories:
swearing, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Come On God
The world
your design
please sort it out
We know you can
your a power unlimited
everybody here is waiting
PS Sorry yesterday about me swearing !...
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Categories:
swearing, allah, christian, devotion, faith, religion,
Form:
Free verse
Quick Cleric
There was a pastor named Caste
Whose habit of swearing was vast.
Some said his firing was near
But Caste cited nothing to fear
“You see, I repent too _____ fast.”...
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Categories:
swearing, humor, religion,
Form:
Limerick
Come On God
Come on God
The world your design
Please sort it out
We know you can
You are a power unlimited
Everybody here is waiting
PS Sorry yesterday about me swearing !...
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Categories:
swearing, god,
Form:
Free verse
The Irish Setter
He’s Irish not Scottish or British
You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish
He’ll point to his pelt
Start swearing in Celt
With a splash of some Gaelic and Yiddish...
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Categories:
swearing, animal, dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Glaring Gadfly
There once was a gadfly daring.
His speech, it was laced with swearing
He said too much
which earned a punch
from the blonde whom he’d been staring....
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Categories:
swearing, fun, funny, humorous, vanity,
Form:
Limerick
The Shower
There was a pretty girl called Charlene
Who showered all day to stay clean
The hot water ran out
She gave a loud shout
And started swearing like a marine
...
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Categories:
swearing, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Nefarious Seniors
As they say, there goes the neighbourhood
A nefarious group of seniors, up to no good
Swearing and cursing
Belching and coercing
Causing distress for all the young girliehood...
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Categories:
swearing, scary,
Form:
Limerick
Undecided Desires
Despising the undecided desires
Of my minds confines
Feverishly facing that fearsome fog of folly
I lie here
Longing for leading lit lines
Swearing to someday satisfy
The starving soul in me...
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Categories:
swearing, desire, poets,
Form:
Free verse
A Jan Allison Inspired Limerick 'swearing'
SWEARING
~~~~~~~~~
swearing in poetry literally lewd
seven years of army life, no prude
but even way back then
swearing was locked in my pen.
innuendo if meant, it too is crude...
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Categories:
swearing, spoken word,
Form:
Limerick
Wed and Bled
Spare me your excuses
I've heard them all before
There be your abuses
Still crying on the floor
Wearing bumps and bruises
Ever a battered wife
Swearing as he boozes
Ever a battered life...
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Categories:
swearing, abuse, husband, marriage, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa
Santa so fat in chimney got stuck
swearing and hot he got in a muck
kicking up much soot
boot fell off his foot
that night he was sure right out of luck
written 11/30/2010
contest What's Up with Santa...
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Categories:
swearing, fun, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Some Lady
I try not to use expletives,
When I get in a stew.
Swearing is not ladylike,
It's not the thing to do.
Perhaps I am no lady,
Because all too quickly I find
When I see unfairness
These words spring into mind....
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Categories:
swearing, 10th grade,
Form:
Couplet
tired of hearing swear words
Pretty perky green parrot repeats each word
Owner Pat makes them up, they are absurd
Chickapickylicky slickyconcly curd
Guests give strange looks to the odd-sounding bird
Don’t ask me says Pat I don’t understand a word....
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Categories:
swearing, bird,
Form:
Monorhyme
Strip
pull the skin from my face
leave emotions without trace
psychopaths will not meet my gaze
abusing seconds for days
Take the t from the urn
swearing loyalty to none
staring directly at the sun
using depression just for fun...
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Categories:
swearing, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
If God Is Surely There
The world
it's your design
please sort it out
We know you can
your a power its so
unlimited
everybody here is
waiting
Thanks
PS Sorry yesterday
about me swearing !
I'm on m knees now
thanks in
anticipation....
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Categories:
swearing, god,
Form:
Free verse
I'M So Cute
Coffee~
Cherry,
Woodroast,
Dairy,
Crew crops-
berrying...
Due drops-
swearing-
Simulated over-wearing,
and the asymmetric comparing...
It's done with us and fairing,
that we no longer do anything for jerry....
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Categories:
swearing, adventure, dark, deep, encouraging, extended metaphor, fish,
Form:
Ballade
I chose the wrong key and glued it with tape
Red cheeks burning, butterflies turning, I saw you beneath my swearing.
Heard the yearning: ,,Watch out! He's returning", didn't understood the doubt, didn't wanna know churning after hearing *what route he took*, i just did overlook.
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Categories:
swearing, happy birthday,
Form:
Concrete
Come On God
The world
your design
please sort it out !
We know you can
your a power unlimited
everybody here is waitin ?
Stop teasin us all !!
Get on with it !
PS Sorry yesterday about me swearing !
But you are a bit of an arsehole !!...
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Categories:
swearing, allah, faith, god,
Form:
Free verse