Short Swearing Poems

No profanity please. Even Shakespeare swore....

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I wrote this Haiku
It has swear words in it
Not too hard to spot...

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On
croquet lawn,
a coldhearted queen
swearing heads will come
off...

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Swearing
        Words of spite
     Unattractive pattern
Abusive system of control
         Mean words...

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The year is over so I promise,
in fact insistently I swear,
I will not drink, deceive or gamble
or swear....

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Amidst the rising smog,
the pulsing red lights,
and the sound of horns and swearing,
I collide with enlightenment....

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A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed...

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The world
your design
please sort it out 

We know you can
your a power unlimited
everybody here is waiting 

PS Sorry yesterday about me swearing !...

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There was a pastor named Caste
Whose habit of swearing was vast.
Some said his firing was near
But Caste cited nothing to fear
“You see, I repent too _____ fast.”...

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Come on God
The world your design
Please sort it out 
We know you can
You are a power unlimited
Everybody here is waiting

PS  Sorry yesterday about me swearing !...

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He’s Irish not Scottish or British 
You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish
He’ll point to his pelt 
Start swearing in Celt
With a splash of some Gaelic and Yiddish...

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Here lies our pastor who swore like hell;
he preached free love and knew it well.
	His wife in fact
	caught him in the act,
and if you think he swore like hell......

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There once was a gadfly daring.
His speech, it was laced with swearing
          He said too much
          which earned a punch
from the blonde whom he’d been staring....

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There was a pretty girl called Charlene
Who showered all day to stay clean
The hot water ran out
She gave a loud shout
And started swearing like a marine


...

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As they say, there goes the neighbourhood
A nefarious group of seniors, up to no good
Swearing and cursing
Belching and coercing
Causing distress for all the young girliehood...

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Always boasting carelessly 
Dominating every firing grace
Howling in karousin 
Loving moments notorious pain 
Queen raging,swearing telling 
Unaware; valiants want xeranthemum
Yielding Zeus...

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Despising the undecided desires
Of my minds confines
Feverishly facing that fearsome fog of folly
I lie here
Longing for leading lit lines
Swearing to someday satisfy 
The starving soul in me...

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SWEARING
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swearing in poetry literally lewd
seven years of army life, no prude
but even way back then
swearing was locked in my pen.
innuendo if meant, it too is crude...

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Spare me your excuses

I've heard them all before

There be your abuses

Still crying on the floor

Wearing bumps and bruises

Ever a battered wife

Swearing as he boozes

Ever a battered life...

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Santa so fat in chimney got stuck
swearing and hot he got in a muck
kicking up much soot
boot fell off his foot
that night he was sure right out of luck

written 11/30/2010

contest What's Up with Santa...

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I try not to use expletives,
When I get in a stew.

Swearing is not ladylike,
It's not the thing to do.

Perhaps I am no lady,
Because all too quickly I find

When I see unfairness
These words spring into mind....

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pull the skin from my face
leave emotions without trace
psychopaths will not meet my gaze
abusing seconds for days
Take the t from the urn
swearing loyalty to none
staring directly at the sun
using depression just for fun...

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The world
it's your design
please sort it out 

We know you can
your a power its so
unlimited
everybody here is
waiting 
Thanks

PS Sorry yesterday
about me swearing !
 
I'm on m knees now
thanks in
anticipation....

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Coffee~

Cherry,

Woodroast,

Dairy,

Crew crops-
berrying...

Due drops-
swearing-

Simulated over-wearing,

and the asymmetric comparing...

It's done with us and fairing,
that we no longer do anything for jerry....

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Red cheeks burning, butterflies turning, I saw you beneath my swearing.
Heard the yearning: ,,Watch out! He's returning", didn't understood the doubt, didn't wanna know churning after hearing *what route he took*, i just did overlook.
...

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