Short Suit Poems

Short Suit Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Suit by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Suit by length and keyword.


North Pole Suit

Rudolph Valentino could feel
A new woman in every reel
Santa's reindeer
Is not a steer!
A chafed nose is just a raw deal!
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Leisure Suit - Seventies 'Cool'

  	mutton-chop sideburns

          bellbottoms... flowery, flared
              
             chic… chains and chest hairs
Form: Senryu

Premium Member devil in a suit

crisp shirt and silk tie
freshly polished black wingtips
dapper gentleman

he fools the naïve
manners are impeccable
hiding his evil
Form: Senryu

The Fat Man In the Red Suit

he comming soon
under the moon
he's a old goon
with the toy bloons
so stay tune
listen for his toot
he the
FAT MAN WITHE THE RED SUIT

Red Suit

A man wore a flashy red suit
With a shiny thigh high boot
People starts to stare
But he didn't care
Until he came face to face with a brute
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member give me a sailor suit

Give me a sailor suit and a black hat
Please let me call Captain Nemo “cap”
This is the Nautalis and that is that
Twenty thousand leagues, then we’ll take a nap.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member What Suits One Does Not Suit All

An assemblage was held among fruit
to decide the best color of suit. 
Apples and strawberries said,
"The best color must be red".
A banana said, "yellow is cute".
Form: Limerick

Premium Member if I had a dinosaur suit

If I had a dinosaur suit
I would stomp around and loudly toot
stomp stomp stomp toot toot stomp toot
If would make me proud, and I would hoot
if I had a dinosaur suit
Form: Monorhyme

Jack's Birthday Suit

There's a mighty dear fellow named Jack wore no shirt to show off his six pack on top girls would pile they dug his smooth style til this mortal threw out his old back
© Tim Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Suit Trump Wore

You should see suit that Trump wore
It was actually made by a whore
As can be sure was certainly tight
Which is way he ends up every night
Must be big bed bugs that him do bite.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Class Action Suit

Is a class action suit like a gym suit in school All skinny and scrawny acting the fool Impressing the girls With swirls and whirls Little did we know we was anything but cool
Form: Limerick

A Clown In It's Diamond Studded Golden Suit

Enjoying their finest cuisine city aside this sea; the crux....
Sipping vintage time their mother's pride ancient wine refined
Patrimonial pillage piece de resistance his father's free enterprise ?
Form:

Premium Member Pink Leather Suit

As we age, our hearing is much more acute Loud television it seems, our brains do pollute Young ones are vowed To blast us with loud Wanna hide in a closet with my pink leather suit
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Pink Leather Suit

As we age, our hearing is much more acute Loud television it seems, our brains does pollute Young ones are vowed To blast us with loud Wanna go hide in a closet with my pink leather suits
Form: Limerick

No Suit Trump

Do you suppose the Emperor knows 

he isn’t wearing any clothes

and doesn't have a stitch of what

should keep hidden all he's got

or has not?

And if he knew, what would he do

but pretend he didn’t.
© Red Omara  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member MUTTERED VESSEL IN A GLASS SUIT-

In my heart it sees presently My eyes beat silently; My brain energy; My soul cries, laugh ps and sighs I mutter by Vessel encased in a glass suit
5.28/24 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2024

I Ruined Your Suit

I have ruined
your brand new
Two thousand pound 
Dolce Gabbana suit
  
I am aware of 
how cruel it was, 

Forgive me, but 
when I saw the grin
on your face
the glass of red wine
gained a will of its own
and slipped out of my hands

Premium Member A Red Suit

Mr. Kelcie posted a selfie,
That swiftly went all viral.
In it he said he’d like to be wed
In a suit of chiefly red.

His tailor didn’t sing along.
Reviled by his lack of style,
Claimed she wouldn’t stitch a thread
On a suit of chiefly red.
Form: Rhyme

Bathing Suit

The facebook ad popped up
 nothing fancy, seasonal stuff
and there it was a bathing suit
 it looked so enticingly cute.
I pondered me within its wrappings
 envisioned how my body in its trapping,
protrusions of my bosom and my rump
 alas, I'm an apple, round and plump.
© DM Babbit  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member creativity is my strongest suit

creativity is my strongest suit
I have many talents,
this is my all-time favorite of them all

I am a cartoonist,
a painter, a poet, an author
creativity has aided me in every endeavor

I’m led by this character trait every day
in my job as an elementary school counselor
me

Premium Member I Want A Funny

I took my new friend from Mars, to the store not to the bars. He was accompanied by his little green dog, many thought he was a funny looking frog. They messed their little green suits, so no more fresh fruits. A diaper they will need, so they can go home and be freed.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Lawyers Are Nojoke

Lawyers are no joke.
They take life seriously.
Their briefcases and files are immaculate.
Their hair is in place. They are grown up acting.
Expensive? Yes. Annoying? Sometimes.
But they know how to make bad things go away.
Get one if you can; use them wisely. They are worth the money.

Let Me See You In Your Birthday Suit

there are times of tests when the mind becomes ambidextrous
there are moments in time when the body becomes multidirectional
when the horizons are being bullied and all organisms begin to pollute
won't you please set my wearied mind at ease and let me see you in your birthday suit
AMEN.....
© Marty King  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member A Stain On My Best Suit

During a party on the train, 
I spilled a drink and got a stain. 
Furthermore, I have my doubt 
that the cleaners will get the stain out. 
This suit was my Sunday best. 
It was better than all the rest. 
Now after that little spill, 
I may have to donate it to Goodwill.

Inspired by another member's poem.
Form: Rhyme

Chicken Suit

He stands on the curb
in a chicken suit. 
Jumping,dancing and waving at you.

Yep, it's a job
Money to make
Is it demeaning?
You may laugh and say-

I would never do that
But do what you must
Just to live life
It is a must!
Wave as you drive by
It could be you-
dancing and waving
In that "Chicken Suit"
Form: Ballad

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