Short Sued Poems

Woodpecker pecking
Pecking at the sued block
making tapping noise

es...

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Black 
Tea is one party
Sued 
By Amber 
For using 
It’s name
Black tea 
Wrongfully...

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Who wrote the book of love?
I think they could be sued
For many a disaster
In love's name is accrued...

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I can't forget how stricken he looked
paper in hand
not sure how to stand
as the car disappeared on the road
and the paper said
sued for divorce....

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9 out of 10 women 
At my company
Accused me of sexual harassment
And are suing me
And I’m being sued for discrimination
By plain Jane my 10th employee...

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The European Court of Human Rights
Have just approved Catholic appetites
The Vatican can't be sued
No matter how crude or rude
Sovereign Immunity sybarites!...

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Little Macaulay Culkin
Left at home, but not sulkin'
Sued his real parents for divorce
Now he's "Home Alone" with no remorse



*Clerihew for Catie's Contest...

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There once was a jerk from Sarasota
Who fondled a nice girl named Dakota
She sued him for cause
To control his paws
To avoid time, he fled in a Toyota.

written July 26, 2021...

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PLAGIARIST

I started my verse
I wandered lonely as a …
and Wordsworth sued me

14th January 2021
Senryu humorous, satirical are dark contest
Sponsor - Tania Kitchin...

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There is an old lady from Morocco,
Who cries whenever she smells tobacco,
She sued her neighbour,
Fined three weeks labour,
She sleeps with a lamp beside, called Jack-O.




June 1, 2022,
Howmanysyllables.com...

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She is the sue-meister of the neighborhood.
She has sued almost all of us.
We do not invite her to our neighborhood barbeques any more
Possibly for this reason
Or it could be because she is caustic and mean
It is a toss-up really....

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Ditsy blonde mother of Red Riding Hood 
Sent her little girl alone to the wood…
Once upon a present time 
That would be a heinous crime, 
Mom and grandma for neglect would be sued. 

February 25, 2022

Syllables count: 10 and 7...

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Stew is so shrewd he sued
Suzy Sue,
Who sat and spat at a gnat, 
Sally viewed and stewed
snails and sailed with a Sailor








*This is all I got for the “New Tongue Twister” contest 
Help!!!!!
folks I got nothing else lol!


01/ 12/2020...

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If Eve hadn't ate that apple, we'd be going out in public in the nude.
We could go to the library in the buff and not get sued.
If Eve hadn't ate that apple, Hugh Hefner would be out of work.
We could visit our neighbors with nothing on and not be called jerks....

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I dreamed I went to work in the nude, 
being slighted I thought was quite rude.
I was paid no mind,
to my stripped behind,
so I found a broke lawyer who sued.

Second Place Winner ~ "Compromising Dreams” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: John Freeman
July 28, 2010...

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The trees swayed
her lips moved
the wind whipped
the citizens sued

Enjoy the journey for soon its over
stressed and sighing
a seed tossed under a mower

Continuing on in a heady fever
resistance strong
the flowers bloom
the mountain high to be an achiever...

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Her jabberwocky gibberish angered me
My irritation became mammoth disproportioned
She ignores all facts
Picking and choosing who to believe
Making up new “alternative facts”
Endorsing and quoting an entertainment channel
Which should be sued for using the word news...

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The trees swayed
His lips moved
The wind whipped
The citizens sued

Enjoy the journey
for soon its over
Stressed and sighing
Tossed and turned under a mower

Continuing on in a heady fever
Resistance strong
The flowers bloom
The mountain high to be an achiever...

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Sarah and Sally were two neigh-
bors that used to be best friends.

But one Autumn day their friend-
ship came to an end.

They became instant enemies,
They weren't even frenemies.

So,Sarah Sue sued Sally Smith
several Saturdays and Sundays
each Spring.

Inspired by the tongue twister 
time contest 


11-24-16
Alexis Y...

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Sued three times…
your wrath indicts
Prostate, throat,
and kidney cites 

Each time you threatened: 
“This is the end”
I wasn’t ready,
mistried again

I kept my counsel
and shut you out
The jury hung
to scream and shout

Your will or mine,
it’s zero sum
I still live on
—three verdicts shunned

(In Tribute: October, 2020)...

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We've got the wedding bin blues,
Reception Centres should have been sued,
Plastic chicken and phony food, 
"Why did you marry me?" we rued,
This is the first wives' club,
Half were in the pudding club,
The orange appliances survived,
Half the exes aren't alive,
Reception Centres should have been sued,
We've got the wedding bin blues!!...

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from the world around us,
&
translate, transcribe, appropriate &
reinterpret---
making something new.

we produce work when confronted
and while some get beat,
jailed,
sued,
censored,
& more often than anything---
simply ignored or 
disregarded---
some of us
get away with it all.

we have committed the perfect crime, 
you and i....

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It was collected with deal
It backfired with glee
Refunding with pain
Casting away the gain
Sweats burrowed the furrows
To move,we borrowed the barrows
The barons gave the limit
The fire cackled in the pit
I am hot from pursue
I'm told I''ll be sued
Who will stand for me?
It is debt!
And I am incepted
And I am shamed
That's what debt does to all....

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husband’s cheap gift wife’s 
expression priceless wife drags 
tightwad mate to court 


Created and posted : 23 November 2020

Contest : Make Me Laugh With Some Humour

Sponsor : Tania Kitchin

NB A little humour never goes amiss.
Some men and women  are so mean they should be sued is the moral.
I’ve a sneaking suspicion that this case is pointless!...

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This man I've seen is so obscene, his ugly features make me scream. 
From square-shaped eyes to bulging thighs, he must be some agent in disguise. 
His deodorant is not resistant, his body hair is non-existent, and yet he is still so persistent. 
I can't stand living with this dude, I'm leaving now, or he might get sued. 
For everyone else, ya'll are screwed....

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