Jerk's Quirk

There once was a jerk from Sarasota
Who fondled a nice girl named Dakota
She sued him for cause
To control his paws
To avoid time, he fled in a Toyota.

written July 26, 2021
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Edmonds  Avatar
July 27, 2021 at 5:01 PM
Good one Milton…… The jerk from Sarasota never knew - That Dakota owned a Toyota too - She was hot on his heels - To show him how it feels - And what a revengeful ‘nice girl’ can do……. Belle
Hankins Avatar
July 27, 2021 at 6:34 PM
Love it, Belle. I feel like she did!
Seeker Avatar
July 27, 2021 at 9:05 AM
hahaha!
Hankins Avatar
July 27, 2021 at 10:00 AM
Thanks, U.S. I got it!!! LOL
Rigoler Avatar
July 27, 2021 at 5:43 AM
Good one, Milton. / Maurice
Hankins Avatar
July 27, 2021 at 8:48 AM
Thanks, Maurice. I was just doddling. It seems like I turn to limericks when the well starts running dry!
Wolf Avatar
July 26, 2021 at 8:45 PM
Perhaps 'to save time' too! ~ 22 Skidoo and Skedaddle
Hankins Avatar
July 26, 2021 at 8:47 PM
I think so, gw, but I probably would have jumped on a Harley and hittered on out!
Krutsinger Avatar
July 26, 2021 at 8:21 PM
There is nothing but fun here; have to wonder if you think up the last line first and work your way to the front?
Hankins Avatar
July 26, 2021 at 8:40 PM
You know, Caren, truth is I start with the first verse and hope something works out! Generally it does, but sometimes with a limerick I just give up and delete it. I can't figure out whether it's more important to have the number of syllables right or the flow of the rhyme. It's hard to work out sometimes.
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