Short Sue Poems
Short Sue Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sue by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sue by length and keyword.
my wife the cougar
Sue was forty when we met
I was twenty three
By Jack Horne for Dr Ram’s Cougar Effect contest
smilin sam set out to sin
sherry sue set out to win
smilin sam squeezed
sherry sue pleased
sam and sue married with twins
We got engaged upon a bus
Which me and Sue thought was nuts
But where and when we put the ring
Its on and that's the thing.
she had a flair, a savoir faire
sophistication in the air
she was chic, sleek and lovable too
a perfect lady, my fine aunt Sue
Purrrrrr, she has me awed!
Captured my heart from the start
Child in essence.
*For my Bindie Sue
A. Green
The story of Gary and Sue
Is one of multiple moves
It's six at last count
The pressure does mount
To ditch everything but the booze.
In a house in Massachusetts
A wealthy mother of two sits
Her son's in the Sox
Where she has a box
And that's where his sister Sue sits.
I once had a friend named Sue
She always wore the same shoe
When I asked why
She started to cry
I guess her brain was a challenging issue
Charles Holley aka Buddy Holly
had a rock'n roll music style by golly
Peggy Sue* & That'll Be the Day
still the best to jive& sway
Her name was Sally Sue.
She always seemed so blue.
One day she watched a comedy.
She laughed until she died.
She died in the living room.
my wife Sue lays eggs
one gold one silver one bronze
the last one for me
Copyright (C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
There once was a poet named Sue
Who wanted to write a haiku.
But her Nature was such
She didn't know much,
And was lost as to just what to do.
There once was a kitten named Sue.
She found one mitten, or two.
She chewed all day long.
'Till all of it was gone.
Now she has nothing to do.
Before I end things
I want to bring
A hymn of sayings
I wish to sing
My veins I'm praying
Not open wide
For much delaying
The sue inside
When I was born I was too ugly
That my parents didn't like me.
So they named me Sue
For I looked like a shoe;
Life is tough for a guy like me.
When Jesus walked across a lake
His father said, "For Heaven's sake!
Your noisy splashes
Resound like crashes
Destined to become an earthquake!"
A kind service chihuahua named Sue
offers care both loving and true
Now she’s in Ensenada
sipping nada colada’s
enjoying the sun and an ocean view
I slipped on a fry and hurt my back
Sue Burger King! said my lawyer Jack
I asked for big bucks
But Jack kinda sucks
Now I carry my stuff in a sack
On our honeymoon to Austria,
Sue liked a Tyrolean hat in green.
Although it was costlier
Than others we’d seen,
I bought it, so I didn’t look mean.
Oops! Sue found me behind a tree,
I said I really had to p**,
so I unzipped my fly
as a cold wind blew by,
Sue laughed - there was not much to see!
Apparently God decides on your actions and thoughts by choosing them beforehand,
My friends won't be very nice to me if they know that
Can I sue it?
A student at Turdbois Uni
Is studying Scatology
Sue must write a thesis
On impacted faeces
She admits it’s a crap degree!
The ladies stood in a long queue
The mayor thought they might sue
With their knees together
In all kinds of weather
They await their turn in the loo
some dining friends tried to sue
cause their dinner smelled like glue
evidence a ton
waiter he's the one
then they found a cooks old shoe.
daddy heard Johnny Cash's song
A boy named Sue
Turned around and named me Chick too
Now I am a biker chick
bullied by many
especially a guy named Rick