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A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted

I slipped on a fry and hurt my back
Sue Burger King! said my lawyer Jack
I asked for big bucks
But Jack kinda sucks
Now I carry my stuff in a sack

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Miranda Agnes Quainoo

September 1, 2010 at 5:19 AM

hahaha..nice work

Connie Marcum Wong

August 31, 2010 at 6:28 PM

Congratulations on your win with this humorous Limerick Barbara. There might even be some truth in this one. Haha

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 30, 2010 at 5:15 AM

Congratulations Barbara on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta

August 29, 2010 at 7:42 PM

Congrats on the win, Barbara

Andrea Dietrich

August 29, 2010 at 6:52 PM

Congratulations on your win, Barbara. They sure are into suing for anything these days!LUv, Andrea

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 29, 2010 at 1:48 PM

Congrats Barb on your big win in the Limerick contest.. enjoy this happy Sunday with luv..

Charles Henderson

August 29, 2010 at 1:45 PM

congrats on your place in the contest with this winning poem. Charles

Ralph Taylor

August 29, 2010 at 1:20 PM

Congrats, Barb. Nice going. Ralph

James Fraser

August 29, 2010 at 1:00 PM

haha, nice one Barbara. I'll just have to meet up and carry your bags for you. Mega congrats on your win >> James,x

Timothy Brumley

August 29, 2010 at 12:47 PM

Congrats on your win Barbara! McDonalds has the best fries I don't care what anyone says! Should have ate at McD's:)

John Freeman

August 29, 2010 at 12:18 PM

Congratulations Barbara on your presentation of success. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

August 29, 2010 at 12:13 PM

copngratulations on a great win, Barbara. Love, Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire

August 29, 2010 at 11:58 AM

We bag ladies (er...sack ladies) need to stick together. Great work, Barbara! Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn