A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted

I slipped on a fry and hurt my back
Sue Burger King! said my lawyer Jack
I asked for big bucks
But Jack kinda sucks
Now I carry my stuff in a sack

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 9/1/2010 5:19:00 AM
hahaha..nice work
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Date: 8/31/2010 6:28:00 PM
Congratulations on your win with this humorous Limerick Barbara. There might even be some truth in this one. Haha
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Date: 8/30/2010 5:15:00 AM
Congratulations Barbara on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/29/2010 7:42:00 PM
Congrats on the win, Barbara
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Date: 8/29/2010 6:52:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, Barbara. They sure are into suing for anything these days!LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/29/2010 1:48:00 PM
Congrats Barb on your big win in the Limerick contest.. enjoy this happy Sunday with luv..
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Date: 8/29/2010 1:45:00 PM
congrats on your place in the contest with this winning poem. Charles
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Date: 8/29/2010 1:20:00 PM
Congrats, Barb. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 8/29/2010 1:00:00 PM
haha, nice one Barbara. I'll just have to meet up and carry your bags for you. Mega congrats on your win >> James,x
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Date: 8/29/2010 12:47:00 PM
Congrats on your win Barbara! McDonalds has the best fries I don't care what anyone says! Should have ate at McD's:)
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Date: 8/29/2010 12:18:00 PM
Congratulations Barbara on your presentation of success. Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/29/2010 12:13:00 PM
copngratulations on a great win, Barbara. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/29/2010 11:58:00 AM
We bag ladies (er...sack ladies) need to stick together. Great work, Barbara! Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/29/2010 11:46:00 AM
congrats on yur win with this cute limerick
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Date: 8/25/2010 3:49:00 PM
:) Thanks for supporting my contest, Barbara! Love, LNC
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Date: 8/25/2010 1:19:00 PM
Hehe enjoyed this Barbara.. Best wishes for Carolyn's contest.. :)
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Date: 8/25/2010 8:48:00 AM
I am happy your poetry was among the poetry I had a chance to read today Barbara. You rock today. Thank you for sharing your writing. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/25/2010 8:27:00 AM
good one, good luck in the contest
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