Short Stumped Poems

In crossroad of life
I hanker professional cricket,
Menace out- stumped!...

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don’t think me a grump
love for art made me a chump...
my girlfriend’s a stump...

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Serenades, his lies. 
Soothing sweetness, it singes.
Stumped sorries, she sweeps....

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Lawrence of Arabia
Was lost in Besserabia
   With no camel's hump
   ~ He was stumped...

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Stumped
for the right words.
However, read my
body language.
My whole being
 is multilingual!...

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Perplexed cross-eyed peeper, encountered grim reaper.
Unsnapped devil’s raincoat, castrated cork afloat....

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came back from the stars
to find a golden ring
left abandoned on his desk -
today even the
rocket scientist is stumped...

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It may seem contrarily
   yet happens not so rarely

 The lightning bolt of recognition
   precedes actual cognition...

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There is a President, Donald Trump
Thought to have the U.S. stumped
All his policies
Sorry, his follies
Likened to cancer tumours clumped...

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Should my feet fall
I would not be able to walk
that possibility would  leave me stumped

If I were stumped
I would surely fall
unless I relied on my roots...

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President Donald Trump
loss the election and fell to a slump.
He refused to concede
that he didn’t succeed. 
So, he tried to make others feel stumped.


11/26/20...

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Lady Grump Vs. The Chump


Clinton versus Trump
Political garbage dump

Miss man Lady Grump
Mister Billionaire Chump

Yes I'm stumped...



bmdavey@
02/26/16...

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   brittle as a tiny twig
     the girl seemed not to grow

   strange, her appetite 
     drawn out, her nights

   stumped the psychiatrists
     out went the lights
...

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Donald Trump was as stumped as a man can be
"How could LeBron James be anything like me?"
A wise old owl
Commenced to howl
"Quite different branches grow on the same tree!"...

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While under the tree the apples bombed him
studying while get hit on the noggin
tree showed its wrath
Isaac tried to do math
stumped on the law of gravity problem.





9-27-17...

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“I'll be BOCK” a quote from an Arnie gig
Here's another, “Bring me the head of a pig”
Sure this one's got ya stumped
It's Brian Reagan's best punch
A real funny man with a following quite big

(Check him out!!!)...

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I am so dejected and stumped
On zoom (OMG) I’ve been dumped
There now is no doubt
The secret is out
My ego has truly been thumped

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Inspired by Andrea's Buzzword poem
© 13th March 2022...

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Hollow

 

l am hollow

engrossed in complete emptiness

engulfed in a vacant stare   

devoid of any feelings

deprived of many pain

l am hollow 

roaming an ethereal realm

clothed in a vacuum

stumped and headless

running an endless race...

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When your stumped 
really really lost
imagine your dreams
taking off! Play hookey!
even a small break
really is all it takes
sends your mind soaring
back to a different place
let yourself relax
or indulge in a nap
calm yourself down
kick back..now your fine!...

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There was an old klump by the name of Trump
He lost the elections and was bowled at the stumps
Though the self opinionated never suffer self doubt
I don’t think he still has a clue of what he brought  
about 
Not wanting to concede the opinionated lump.

21.11.2020
Out on a Lim....

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Why would someone fall in love with a stump

   I submit that there may be such a chump

      It seems so very bizarre

         But I suppose that there are

            Some blokes as gullible as Forrest Gump

© Entry for Matt Caliri's "I Fell In Love With A  Tree Stump" Contest...

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Extra!... Extra!
Read All About It
God is mad
Hell is lit

This Just In
Science is stumped
most believers
seem real pumped

Attention Citizens
leave all you got
The word from the''experts"
YOU DON'T KNOW HOT

Stand-by for news
they picked you to go
but if  trends persist...
What do they know!...

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I think,
I know,

I will just go with the flow,

I'm positive,
I'm skeptical,

That your flaws are impeccable,

I'm cautious,
I'm sure,

Love is a crystal clear blur,

I'm ready,
I'm nervous,

We're imperfectly PERFECT!

It's nirvana,
It's hell,

Only time can tell..

By Mac....

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It was panic at the food bank 
When people stood in long
Lines for hours
The food bank had ran
Out of food and
The people threw bottles
Then stumped and shout
They anger sent curse words
Straight from their mouths 
The people panic because
They wanted to feed
Their families who
Were hungry 

AUGUST 3, 2021...

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Flushes in steps
Bloomed to a violet
Present to live in past
Yet future’s tune
Song of broken chain

Mishaps brought over
Called misfit stars
Swirled and mend
To be on the edge

Stumped in waves
Revealed in prays
Nevertheless a vine
Crawled in frames
Lit by whomp

Become - space less-
Can it be re-happening
-on the same frame-...

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