Short Stripper Well Poems

Boss to new stripper
You look good, but please don't frown
  ~ Grin when you bare it...

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She had been a stripper

Her life was lewd and rude.

In respect to her profession,

She was buried in the nude....

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As stripper I wasn’t too proud
A part of my life still in shroud
What gutter’s about
If e’er I had doubt
Put it on came shout from the crowd...

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There was a man called Pippa
Who was a female stripper
He was built like a tank
And thick as a plank
For he caught his bits 64 times in his zipper...

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She begins to write down her goals
Which included two stripper poles
So, her friends could dance
To the music of Lance
All the way to the Superbowl...

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A stripper known as Raven Madd
Looked pleased to show off what she had
But why should I care
When she does not share?
To look but not touch makes us sad!...

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A man that men call The Big Dipper
Went bonkers over a busty stripper
He wanted to tip her
But then had to skip her
When his meat got caught in his zipper...

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There was a stripper called Tipper
Who trapped his tool in his zipper
Caught his nuts in the teeth
And shredded the skin beneath
They now call him Jack the ripper...

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There once was a man from deep space.
Who wanted a woman to chase.
     His space ship was blimpy
     Her clothes were too skimpy.
So they didn't get to first base!...

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Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen...

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There was an old stripper called Jacky,
who's act was deemed rather tacky.
But she got her comeuppance 
when, out of her tuppence,
fell six pipes, fifty fags and some baccy....

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Young Theodore loved nothing more than sleep
Never once had he ever counted sheep
  But when he hit puberty
  He got excited, you see
Fell for a stripper named 'Little-Bo-Peep'...

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A man was thought to be jack the ripper
who cried I'm just a hard-working stripper
the bobbies said show us the proof
when he flashed his tiny tool
he was cuffed before fixing his zipper...

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. for public domain

Her clients would generously tip her,
though she showed naught at all with her zipper.
She had plenty to hide,
revealed only one side,
She was a champion mobius stripper....

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My auntie acted on the stage
Her performance was in a cage
She dressed as a stripper
Then let men folk whip her
Her antics sure caused an outrage!

FICTION POEM

9/29/18...

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Stripper Who Was A Finger Flipper

All that she wore was her each slipper,
Which is why they called her a stripper;
Pretty precocious;
Flipping ferocious;
We have heard she is a skinny dipper.

Jim Horn...

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<Jiggles Galore, name of a stripper I once knew
Whatta bod she possessed, attributes beaucoup
When she went for a stroll
The spotlight she stole
Thousands upon thousands would play their kazoos<>...

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Giggles galore sounds like a stripper I knew
Whatta bod she possessed, with attributes beaucoup
When she went for a stroll
The spotlight she stole
Thousands upon thousands would play their kazoos...

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Giggles Galore, sounds like a stripper I knew
Whatta bod she possessed, with attributes beaucoup
When she went for a stroll
The spotlight she stole
Thousands upon thousands would play their kazoos...

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Metropolis didn't have any more phone booths which wasn't fair,
Clark Kent now having to change out in the open air, 
one day while he was changing,
elderly ladies started fainting,
thinking he was some stripper from Chippendales....

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strippers reported that customers: 
Grabbed them by the arm (88%) 
Grabbed their breast (73%) 
Grabbed their buttock (91%) 
Pulled their hair (27%) 
Pinched them (58%) 
Slapped them (24%) 
Bit them (36%) 
Note.Supari injection?...

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Giggles Galore, sounds like a stripper I once knew
Whatta bod she possessed, with attributes beaucoup
When she went for a stroll
The spotlight she stole
Thousands upon thousands would play their kazoos


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I have experience as burlesque hyper
Like good policeman Chippendale stripers
    A smile on my face
    Bare in public place
In church Sundays… mama changed my diapers! 

For and in honor of Miranda Lambert
And contest: Burlesque Boutique...

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We bought the get-up
at the local thrift store.
 
I elected to dress like a cop,
much to the amusement
of the female Dollar Store employees
who whistled and made comments
about me being a stripper,
 when we came through
the checkout line....

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There's a fifty stone stripper called Mabel
Loves to practise her moves on her table
She heard a loud crack
Fell off broke her back
Now she cannot get up she's not able.

Written on 16th July 2018

For limerick contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire...

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