Zut

A man that men call The Big Dipper
Went bonkers over a busty stripper
He wanted to tip her
But then had to skip her
When his meat got caught in his zipper
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Kaufman Avatar
June 3, 2021 at 6:47 AM
that was his karma finally catching up. Funny one.
Wolf Avatar
May 25, 2021 at 7:38 PM
I heard that his manhood never once 'wilted' on him. lol. Good one, Rico. :) gw
Cunningham Avatar
May 25, 2021 at 1:34 AM
Lol, every mans worst nightmare, Tom
Hankins Avatar
May 24, 2021 at 1:54 PM
Oh my, what WAS he doing??? Well, best get his priorities straight????
Devonshire Avatar
May 24, 2021 at 12:03 PM
Priceless! Really enjoyed this funny limerick, Rico. I hope this doesn't happen too often. Hugs, Carolyn
Bauer Avatar
May 24, 2021 at 11:44 AM
love the rhyme in this one, rico!
Allison Avatar
May 24, 2021 at 11:44 AM
ha ha ha i am crying with laughter at that final line, write on Rico!:-) hugs Jan xx
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