Short Snored Poems
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snored
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purrr'd
wedding day blizzard found me driving in my gown; tipsy hubby snored
*August 26, 2020
For Silent One’s “When Things Don’t Go as Planned” contest
Santa slept passed Christmas time
He snored while his clock chime and chime
He suddenly jumps up
Hops on his reindeer’s pulp
Not realizing he was in his prime
Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
Saint Patrick slept in stupor self-imposed
in the back of the pub with the door closed
they sang out for him
to silence the din
but he snuggly snored on indisposed
I once tried some camomile tea,
It was bland and tasted like pee.
‘Twas lapped up by the dog,
Who then snored like a hog.
From then on, was just beer for me.
Jack Horne for Francine's Beverage contest, 29th October
When Cyris snored it shook the house piers,
Reducing his wife to constant tears,
At wits end she put a peg on his nose
To stop where the emanating air noise grows,
But unfortunately it blew off both of his ears.
Once there was a parson named Ezra Heap
Whose Sunday sermons were profoundly deep
The louder Ezra implored
The more his congregants snored
He could never arouse them from their sleep
Shh! The kitty is sleeping the faerie village was whispering.
The slumbering child was almost ready to fall off the tulip’s head.
The sun was warm that day, but not so hot to be blistering.
The kitty snored away, in a twilight sleep, dreams overfed.
In days of yore
her husband snored
Her nightly grief
knew no relief
But then by chance
she learned to pole-dance
which promptly cleared his sinuses
~ Though that had its plusses and minuses
Love that floored.
Love that floored
Love that soared
Love that finally snored
Love that today looks
Like a face smiling
From the obituary page.
14/Nov/12
S.Jagathsimhan Nair
Entry on 24 feb 13 for PD's "Poem never entered in any contest"
Your scritchy scratchy beard
Scritch scratches against my sensitive neck
You breathed your hot breath against me
Blowing it in and out
while I read the paper in bed
Your head
Pillowed against me
I crained my neck to see
You snored and snorted
While I drank coffee blissfully
A frustrated housewife called Mia
Wore nighties so skimpy and sheer
There’s no roll in the clover
Hubby snored and turned over
His impotence is her greatest fear
Yesterday I saw a pic of actress Mia Farrow and had a bit of fun with the word play with her name
8/22/18
“Wet blankets, give them all”
Captain of flight X
ordered the crew
as he wrapped himself
with warm woolen blanket
When asked he said
“but this is a towel
used in bathrooms
if you want one
I give you time go get
from your homes”
coldness gnawed us
as captain snored
and dreamed
wet dreams
This is Africa airspace
Shelley the cockatoo went to the zoo
She made a lot of new friends
When Shelley got home
she roared like a lion
She snored like a bear
She fell asleep in her favorite chair
She smiled as she slept
Many memories to be kept
The lion the bears the monkeys
and giraffes
Will wait until next time for many more laughs
What would you do,
If I snored out of tune,
Would you dump a pail of water on me?
Lend me your pillow
And I'll snore you out a croon,
I will try to keep my snoring to me....
Ruby; I don't have a sandman,
but I do have two concrete users,
Rocco, and Vinny (Asphalt Vinny, they call him)
and I hear they're lookin' for me!
One couple of days, cloudless sky cried for streams to drink;
The birds couldn’t fly till they soared to the brink.
Meanwhile, sleep fled my bed—and within my dream,
I was speechless; the words I spoke filled a stream.
When I awoke, I snored for a long while;
When rain had ceased, I walked in heavy rains a mile.
Then a friend shouted my name he never knew—
In the cloudless sky, the cloud turned blue.
TIME OUT
Thus will man stop the sun
make long shadows cry
cause this rock to stop its roll
believing nature must comply,
take direction from the hands
of ticking, tocking, gears
shift the world to meet his needs
while nature laughs ‘til shedding tears.
When told of this the owl said, “WHO?”
the mocking lion roared
butterflies just flapped their wings
as black bears loudly snored.
11/5/2016
Roar of a snore
Heard it before
Intense urge to wiz
Felt the call that is
Awake too soon
So far from noon
Early to rise
A primal surprise
An annoying jolt
Stampeding down Jurassic Park
Up all night, pitch black dark
Toss and turn
Oil to burn
Seething at the snort
Restful slumber to abort
No excuse for this abuse
Ring the alarm, light a fuse
Snored awake, sleep do shake
Awful Fright, this late night
Pitch black dark
Jurassic Park
I started an exact joke like this,
I placed a trap at her satin door;
She slept with my elder son,
and snored like a licentious whore.
I was not sure about the plan,
But laughed in a hearty flow;
They were cursed to get crammed
In throes of muggy afterglow.
The fire I lit an eon ago
May burn the house to even the score;
But as a pampered child of God
I must keep my toe in the door.
© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
January,10, 2018
Her eyes shut down,
Her life had been stolen, sleeping on a summer day,
Deeply, she’d snored in relief,
“She found the light”
The one she always searched for
Because the world is dark,
But her spirit can light up a town.
My mom met heaven,
Heaven approved,
And God introduced her to it.
I just didn’t think that God had to put her to bed,
For a whole month and a half,
Because we missed her,
We thought
We’d lost her.
But
You only borrowed her,
She has returned.
Written by Gail DeBole
Phillip Buster could fluster a room -
Full of men whose anger ballooned
When came his turn to speak,
Congress snored for a week,
All dreaming he'd peter out soon.
Note: Illustrated in Coloring within the Limericks available on Amazon.com and other retail websites.
Gail's note: Filibuster - Type of parliamentary procedure.
Right of the individual to extend debate allowing the lone
member to delay or prevent a vote on a proposal. -Wikipedia
So many pearls before the swine
He didn’t know which to pick
So fell asleep and dreamed to fly
Straight up to some Alpean peak
There he took selfies, drank high tea
And then he flew back home
Down to the native piggery
Where one day he was born
His dream was suddenly cut short
No pearls around he saw
He yawned and in surprise he snored
Chewed pensively a straw
He thought “if I were not a swine
A butterfly I’d like to be
On multicoloured wings I’d fly
This time towards the sea.”