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Mia's Fallow

A frustrated housewife called Mia
Wore nighties so skimpy and sheer
There’s no roll in the clover
Hubby snored and turned over
His impotence is her greatest fear

Yesterday I saw a pic of actress Mia Farrow and had a bit of fun with the word play with her name

8/22/18

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Gershon Wolf Date: 8/26/2018 3:36:00 PM She was right to be worried about impotence with a drink of water for a hubby like Would He All On … LOL ~ gw Login to Reply

Paul Callus Date: 8/24/2018 3:54:00 PM Seems like that plot of land has been left unseeded for quite a long time, Jan:) You are quick & witty! Hugs // paul Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/23/2018 10:10:00 AM You picked a great celebrity for your topic and I couldn't help but imagine her sleeping next to Woody Allen. Just looked her up and learned she had been married to Frank Sinatra. Since he was so much older than she, perhaps there weren't a lot of "rolls in the clover." LOL Very cute limerick and, if for the contest, I wish you success! Login to Reply

M. L. Kiser Date: 8/23/2018 7:57:00 AM It's so hard to think of her as a housewife; still, you've penned her well. Great limerick. Login to Reply

Viv Wigley Date: 8/22/2018 10:29:00 PM Ha! Nice wordplay, Jan, and I fear it's not impotence- looking at her, I've seen more meat on a Butcher's pencil. Good luck in the contest! Viv x Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 8/22/2018 8:59:00 PM Cute, she was and is very skinny Login to Reply

Chris Green Date: 8/22/2018 3:32:00 PM Don't let Frank Sinatra read this. :) Funny Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/22/2018 4:22:00 PM lol Chris:-) hugs Jan xx