Short Snickered Poems

They snickered and laughed
As you set sail on your raft
It seems you are daft...

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For Donald Trump did Popeye vote
  Olive Oil squealed, "Why, you old goat!"
    Trump is not the best
    Called me, 'Ms. Flat Breasts'
  Popeye snickered, "Olive, don't gloat."...

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The green glider fell off the porch today
Broken into huge pieces
Destroyed by a large axe

Tragic accident I guess said mother
We kids snickered little bit
Knowing she wanted red...

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moved by music
there's an up and down
in every key...

...the puppeteer's ploy
"I play a mean, Human."
snickered the piano



Lune Contest
nette onclaud
Visual 1
May 12th. 2020...

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Grandma Gertie knocked back more than a few
When, of a sudden, she heard herself 'moo' --
   I can hold my liquor!
   She burped, and then snickered --
She 'neighed' ~ Off to the factory for glue...

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The llama perched on the podium
speaks volumes to me.

The huge mouth searched my coat pocket —
I snickered as he snatched my snack.

A model citizen,
its quiet hum connects me to the past.

7/30/2019...

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Ralphie is angry today the woman told her man.
How do you know?
He has frozen the carrots and the peas.
He cannot turn himself up, the man argued.
Ralphie snickered, knowing that he can, and he does.
He is no ordinary, everyday common refrigerator....

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Should have never trusted it, oh was it loud. Just ate beans, wish i would have been in a crowd. Doubled over in pain had to let her blast. Everyone looked at me shocked and aghast. One kid snickered, one guy said dude. One old lady said how rude.

Then I said should have never trusted it now it isn't a fart, I think i just messed my pants it turned into a shart....

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Thrice a summer aphrodisia snickered in my face
Yesteryear the fog of boreal passion surfaced across my window frame
Omnifarious passions are surfacing
The insignificance of homosapiens stood the test of time
Life molests all of us, maul us, then sing us to sleep
Spiraling through dimensions decorated with brothels and strip clubs
Aging with the grains of pebble stones
Aphrodisia is a tourist...

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I watched your fish dance 
From under my hat brim 
Cloud covered and dim   
While on your boat  
You would float   

Waiting for the chance  
Of a bending pole   
When one flickered
I giggled and snickered
Watching you jump for joy
Like a young boy
At peace was your soul

And all at once I understood
Your remembrance of boyhood
The echoes of the wake
The magic between you
The fish and the lake...

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mermaid wrested her breasts on the edge of the dish
Her powerful tail gave one tremendous swish
Be open to new people, her inner voice said.
Who are you? Mermaid asked, fluffing her hair of red.
Little girl carrying calico kitten stiffly walked by.
Can you please get me out of here? Mermaid asked, her head held high.
The little girl snickered and the cat gave a sniff.
They rolled their eyes as if to say “as if”…....

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She rode a tiger's back
through a canopy of briars
beyond the speed of light
their silent claws slashing night
but tiger tired of the game
and shook her off to the side
panting over her bloodied life
it snickered like all tigers do
just before severing all ties..
though starving it didn't feed 
it already took what it needed.. 
the indigo from the deepest sea
where all dreams dare not fly
and dead birds never sing....

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But why is she knitting a nest? We asked each other.
We knew the old bird was too old to become a mother.
The bird sat quietly with knitting needles clicking away.
She liked it when she confused us on a rainy Tuesday.

It was really a scarf, but she said nest to get us talking.
We are a chattery bunch, and soon were squawking.
Arguments ensued, and hens began pecking each other.
She snickered to herself, and so did rooster, her brother....

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When I let one loose in the elevator,
I tried holding, but the gas had been greater.
Spreading in age, I couldn’t blame for later,
Every step I took, my body a traitor.

Three young man that were next to me,
Were trying to be respectful. One fell to his knees
Pinched his nose; Gee Whizz, Lady! Snickered tee-hee.
The doors flew opened, they buzzed out like bees.

8/1/2021


When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: charles messina...

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He was a little chubby
   Others called him tubby

He couldn't catch a ball
   Awkwardly would he fall

One day he took sick, then got sicker
   At his plight, the others snickered 

He knew they teased him
   Which did not please him

He stayed at home, locked inside
   Afraid and alone, he wanted to die

Then at last he'd had enough
   Too bad for them---life is tough

He returned to school and gunned them down
   Left a note: ---Yours came around....

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The older couple captured everyone’s attention
the moment they all walked in the door…
but she’s the only one who did not laugh
as they danced across the floor

“They are not the greatest dancers are they?” her friend snickered…
“As far as dancing goes….
she keeps tripping on his feet
while he keeps stepping on her toes.”

“I’m not watching their feet.” she said
“No…what I find totally entrancing…
is the beauty on the faces
when I see their two hearts dancing.”...

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