Ralphie the Refrigerator

Ralphie is angry today the woman told her man.
How do you know?
He has frozen the carrots and the peas.
He cannot turn himself up, the man argued.
Ralphie snickered, knowing that he can, and he does.
He is no ordinary, everyday common refrigerator.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Kyser Avatar
April 10, 2022 at 4:24 PM
I recoiled at this. Ralphie, an original thawed? De frosty little bugger... Watch that one, he may start having freezures...
Krutsinger Avatar
April 10, 2022 at 5:58 PM
He is something else - freezes our food when he is in a furiously foul freezing frenzy.
Hankins Avatar
April 10, 2022 at 4:03 PM
My refrigerator would probably defrost everything, not freeze it. I'm thinking one of these days my Ralphie is going to need replacing.
Krutsinger Avatar
April 10, 2022 at 5:58 PM
I have a feeling you are right.
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