Get Your Premium Membership

Oops

Should have never trusted it, oh was it loud. Just ate beans, wish i would have been in a crowd. Doubled over in pain had to let her blast. Everyone looked at me shocked and aghast. One kid snickered, one guy said dude. One old lady said how rude. Then I said should have never trusted it now it isn't a fart, I think i just messed my pants it turned into a shart.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 5/24/2015 7:59:00 PM
A laugh to lighten up my night. Thanks, Michelle
Login to Reply
Date: 5/23/2015 6:38:00 PM
Hahaha... you had me rolling a 7 for this wonderful humorous write.
Login to Reply

Book: Reflection on the Important Things